multifarious ⟷ in character

I've been feeling really good lately and I think it's way overdue for me to spend some time with a lot of you. Who's free tomorrow night?

Did I get promoted? Which division?

Last time, I got a fucking warning.

Too many questions. I need a drink.

Gotta love finding a remix that is better than the original. I've spent way too much time on YouTube today.

For those of you who have been living under a rock as of late, I'll be opening a strip club very soon, in Manhattan. So gentleman, if you're confident enough to take your clothes off for more money than you're probably making right now, live auditions will be starting soon. If you're interested you can message me here to make an appointment.

Ladies, you're welcome.

For those of you who don't want to show everything that your mother gave you, I'm also looking for servers and bartenders. Get used to the idea of working without a shirt.

Interested?

That awkward moment when a seventy year old woman asks for help finding her granddaughter a gift...in your porn shop...after bending your ear for twenty minutes about how her granddaughter just got divorced and how beautiful she is ("Look, I have a picture right here, and you seem like such a nice young man, are you married?").

Sadly I have sold some of these. I also feel like #13 is suddenly an option for everyone here given everything. Inaccurate commentary is inaccurate.

RAE.
I changed my mind - make me badass. I don't want to be - I never want someone to be able to do to me what Damon did again -

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The awkward moment when you applied for Stanford in the place you were in before and an acceptance package for NYU shows up instead.

This video just totally made my night. I'm pretty sure it's the music that did it.

MIKA.

Hey Squirt, somebody left a TimeOut at my work today, so I was reading it and I wondered if you wanted to maybe check this place out with me and Laura sometime this weekend. Do you do, like...I don't know if you do Father's Day with Sirius and Derek or...whatever, but
Play it safe, Alex. Other Mika would've but...you know, I don't know you that well, yet, so how about I don't go there.

So I'm at a disadvantage here, I can't exactly get somebody to copy my degree because I never got one, unless there's a way to put 'magic wizard school and wizard war experience' on a resume. Are there careers around here that I don't need to go through the American education system for?

VEGAS DEREK.
Bo likes a boy. I don't like him.

I am so done working behind a bar, I'm too smart and I look too good for this place. So from here on out I quit and if you hear that I was fired for knocking someone's tooth out with the bottom of a bottle it's a slanderous lie.

[STILES*]
I totally just got fired for knocking someone's tooth out with the bottom of a bottle.

[ALEX]
How are you settling in?

[COMPUTER BOY WITH STILES' FACE]
How much are you?

((OOC: All of em and purposefully, she loves her bffs))

So a new girl came into the adoption center today and she's a little older than the rest of the kids. Her name is Cara and she's a little shy, but she's smart as hell. She's polite and when she's got a great vocabulary for someone her age. If anybody knows someone who's looking to adopt, send them my way? More information like allergies, limited parental information and special needs can be given upon request.


[18+]
There's a pretty awesome blacklight party happening in the East Village this weekend, if anyone is interested in checking it out. I need to keep distracting myself

Cori is bored! So.....yeah, she's gonna try and start a game. Don't judge her/me. I'm already tired of talking in the third person.

So, I think two truths and a lie is always fun and someone somewhere with play with me. I'll put up one, someone guesses, and then that person puts one up for me/others to guess.

1. I have a grand total of two tattoos, despite being super art chicka.
2. I am an aunt back home to a grand total of 3 kidlets. We fingerpaint together and I'm pretty much the best babysitter.
3. My favorite song ever is Bette Davis Eyes.

Come play with me, so I can get to know more peeps!

LILYFLOWER.
We're drinking tonight. And I'm going to draw your face. Or something.

Maybe we'll just talk about your love life and things, either way it's bestie distraction time, come forth!

ALEX.
Have you ever been called a doodler? That sounds insulting all by itself, right? I kind of want to draw on Rude McAsshole's face right now

Okay, I swear I got all the touristy urges out of my system now. I always wanted to see the Empire State Building and the 9/11 memorial

NO KIDS.

But hey, good news...look what I found in Prospect Heights.

STILES & LAURA*

Think we should reopen it? We're at least two men down...

[ooc: pls to be pretending there's no Amy in that screenshot kthanxbai; *also whoops, he hasn't configured his filters yet so, all tLauras and all Stileseseseseses by mistake. :P]

Are you fucking kidding me right now? No, of course you're not, because why should I get to have nice things? That would be silly.