multifarious ⟷ in character

[TFLN and couldn't help myself]

[ALEX, SARA]
[recalibrated: public message]
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.

[FRIENDS]
What are you all up to right now? I'm so bored :(

[Recalibrated: corrected message, removed deflection; corrected message, removed distraction; public]
I'm so frustrated and I'm really starting to hate this place.

Street Fighter V Beta is live again - who's in?
[ MESSAGE FAILED; RE-CALIBRATING ]

PENIS!!!

slight delay;

Meh. Could be worse.