multifarious ⟷ in character

...okay. I put my backpack down (open, because I am a moron) for five seconds at work and told the puppy I had out after his shots for some play time to leave it. Then, confident in the fact that puppies would listen to me and respect my authority, I turn around to go straighten up the clinic and turn around after that to find the puppy eating my math homework and then licking the floor completely not sorry. No one is ever going to believe a dog actually ate my homework.

I am the worst alpha ever the least authoritative person ever, and also I need to know if someone copied down the math problems from Mr. Anderson's class?