multifarious ⟷ in character

I really like my new job. Thank you for telling me about April.

Ugh. Can we fast forward to the end of the month when the insane amount of people who clearly made New Year's resolutions to get in shape inevitably give up on it and my favorite running path isn't completely overcrowded?

But, on the bright side? The cronut line was deserted for once. Breakfast of Champions.

Okay, Tuesday Joke of the Day, are who's ready for it?

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.


I'm dying. I wish it was mine but I can't take credit. So funny.