multifarious ⟷ in character

Alright, so I don't have anywhere to go for Th
This Thanksgiving I'm finding myself somewhat alo

Any soup kitchens or anything need volunteers for Thanksgiving? Any info is appreciated.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how acceptable is it for me to go to a club with Sharpie flowers on my arms?

I swear the shit doesn't come off.

NEPTUNE DEREK.

I'd like to stop by and see Cara tomorrow, if that's alright?

So I'm about to test this prototype that I've been working on for the past month or so and there's a 50% chance that it's going to literally explode.

Unrelated, if my eyebrows are burned off tomorrow, is anyone willing to show me how to draw those back on?

GAMERS.
I'm dying here, please tell me some of you are still around.

CO-WORKERS AT S.I
When I test this thing labs 2A and 4A should probably be evacuated just in case, so if you're working in one of those either move or tell me when you aren't going to be around so I can do this safely.

Can I get some feedback, fellow-displaced?

I'm trying to get my band to play this one but they want to hear me do it and so it kind of needs to be fucking amazing.

[He switches to video mode to live stream of this video that we're going to pretend is him and doesn't have an echo on the vocals or that obnoxious mic in the middle of the screen. When he finishes, he just stays in video mode.]

Be honest. Be brutal, I can take it.

[Alpha version]
Hey, I don't know if you read through the filter, but we're all having a game night at Zach's place. You coming?

Oh man, I'm the biggest sucker. I never should've come down here by myself. I should just make my girlfriend do all the decision-making in this relationship; I'm the worst.

LAUREX.

Close the store and come down here if you gotta do a scenting thing or whatever, otherwise I'm bringing this guy home tonight, I can't not. Look at his little face and the paw...he's killing me.

I'm about to go into a Crate & Barrel. Give me something better to do.

I can't believe it's going to be our first Thanksgiving together. I'm getting a little emotional.

Hello?

[Ann's now peering curiously at her device, nose slightly wrinkled, trying and failing to look a lot less concerned than she clearly is – after all she read that letter.]

This has got to be one of those things where they film you reacting to some weird, crazy scenario- practical joke type thing, right?

[There's a small stutter of an awkward laugh. She pauses, looking gradually more worried.]

Kidnapping people completely unaware seems kinda extreme even for reality television.