multifarious ⟷ in character

I don't know why I find this article so glorious except it's totally because it makes a celebrity look like a dipshit and that's my favorite thing ever; celebrities being made out to look stupid af, but it is.

FELICITY.

You wanna go to the beach today?

Someone has to be off on a Saturday afternoon, right? The baby's down for a nap, who wants to get their butts handed to them on Mario Kart?

..This isn't Starling City.

This is an active petition to remove all razors and shaving accessories for men from the tower, with a support group to make sure the same is done at home.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D

All in favor say 'Aye'.

SARA.
Are you alright?

Hey, I think he's staying in tonight. Are we still on for the thing? The sleepover?

( joined the puppy train )

...you've got to be fucking kidding me. Seriously? The following two people had better be here or I will throw an epic fit the likes of which no one wants to see, believe me: Caroline Hale & Amelia Thomas, olly olly oxen free, ladies.

( comment spam for James & Amelia )

My friend from the last place just showed up here. She's a mom, too. Maybe sometime you guys could meet!

To Google or not to Google, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to avoid thine own face on social media or to take arms against a sea of awkward photographs for the sake of adorable outfit ideas, I know not. My struggle is the realest.

I need new hobbies, I'm so done with this. I swear I'll try the first three things that somebody suggests. Also, if I threw an amazing party, who would come? Considering I have absolutely nothing to do with my free time?

So I'm hoping that if I wish hard enough Little Bono, my dog, will show up. I will clean my room. I will eat all of my vegetables. Just please send me my dog, powers-that-be!

Best. Boyfriend. Ever.

any idea why my son from an alternative reality just walked up to me, grabbed my face and yelled 'they're taking away my shaving privileges' and just walked away?

more on point, how did you find me? and why did i let him?