multifarious ⟷ in character

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Hey Netflix, I don't remember having DVD service, but thanks for sending me a bunch that I just put on the counter and forgot about...thank you especially for the kids show starring goddamn giant, people-sized bed bugs that my kid found in the pile and is now obsessed with. Appreciate the nightmare fuel. Really though.

[posted around 4am NY time; also pretend the broom is something more mechanical looking yeah? Use your imagination kiddies.]

Juuuuust waiting on you, JARVIS...



We need sleep. Clearly.

TONY; delayed an hour from the public post.

Stuart stayed late to help me after his field tests (who are you and what did you do to my co-worker, am I right?) and found an error in one of my calculations for material ratios I was feeding JARVIS, which is embarrassing and entirely to blame on my inability to sleep even when I do try, but prototype 6.3 tested successfully for it. I need a kinetic test, but I don't think you want me flying in this suit even when I'm not wasted tired, so could you be so kind?

KIRA.

After I sleep for like...a day, spa trip? I finally finished.

FELICITY.

So, I'm finally finished with my project and I know Stuart finished his, do you need any help with yours, sweetie?

Does anyone plan on watching tomorrow, or does everyone do whatever they can to avoid TV?

I wish you were a burrito from Chipotle... #SadDinner #HWProbs #FuckDiets

CASS; delayed.

...how's it going...? Are you settling? Are you okay?

Early morning assignment = new digs and a lazy Sunday. All in all, not a bad day. The reap wasn't even messy, so that was a bonus.

AMELIA.

How are you doing, sweetie?

I can't decide if this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, or if I want one.

[ FELICITY ]

How are you holding up with what Stark has you doing?

[ THEA ]

I'm going to be heading out of the city for a few days on Monday, in case you end up looking for me for something. I'll let you know when I'm back.

That awkward moment when a seventy year old woman asks for help finding her granddaughter a gift...in your porn shop...after bending your ear for twenty minutes about how her granddaughter just got divorced and how beautiful she is ("Look, I have a picture right here, and you seem like such a nice young man, are you married?").

I'm finally settling in to life here. This place is infinitely better than Mystic Falls.

[Forward-dated to 3:00 am PDT]
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