Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Pollo Crumb and Richard Chambers.
WHEN: September 24, 1976.
WHERE: Pollo's flat.
WHAT: The log was too long for IJ to post I'm so proud of me and Jess right now. Now with extra masturbation!

( Pollo preferred his showers hot to the point of near-scalding, the water burning off the day's worries, leaving no room for excess thought. )

WHO: Pollo Crumb and Richard Chambers.
WHEN: September 23, 1976.
WHERE: Richard's flat, the surrounding area, then Pollo's.
WHAT: The only reason these two are not the gayest ever is because Elixir happened. Thank you, Elixir.

( He didn't recall having eaten, but it may have it happened, though probably not. )

WHO: Jehan Delacour, Telyn Perkins, Pollo Crumb, Cor Oakby, with brief appearances by Gav Savage and Richard Chambers.
WHEN: September 20, 1976.
WHERE: La Maisain (Musain + Maison = win).
WHAT: Jehan is just all about equality among the people, yo.

( Britannia may be his mistress, but Britannia has no lips. )

WHO: Sirius Black & Mary Macdonald, with brief guest appearance by James Potter.
WHEN: September 1, 1976.
WHERE: The Hogwarts Express.
WHAT: I'd say Sirius is having a better year with girls than Regulus is but HAHAHAHAHA.

( There were pranks to pull. Slytherins to take down. Girls to snog. )