LOG: Oops, Sam stabbed someone again.
FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Sal Brownless, Devin Lyle, CJ Costantin, Sam Bigglesworth, and Minerva McGonagall, with brief appearances by Rupert Gordon and Hitwizard Geoffrey Cuffe.
WHEN: December 1, 1975.
WHERE: Throughout the corridors of Hogwarts.
WHAT: So this one time, Sal got expelled for trauming all the prudes of Hogwarts, and then he saw Devin and he was all EWWWW COCK CRUNCHER and then CJ saw Sal beating Devin up and he was all GRYFFINDOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR and Sam saw CJ beating Sal up and he was all I WANT YOU TO KNOOOOOW WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYYYYYYES WITH EVERY BLOOOOOOOW COMES ANOTHER LIIIIIE and then McG turns up and she's like BITCH I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL MY KNIFE MOTHERFUCKER. Idk, bro. Idk.
( It probably didn’t hurt that he was quite drunk, and just a little high. )
WHO: Sal Brownless, Devin Lyle, CJ Costantin, Sam Bigglesworth, and Minerva McGonagall, with brief appearances by Rupert Gordon and Hitwizard Geoffrey Cuffe.
WHEN: December 1, 1975.
WHERE: Throughout the corridors of Hogwarts.
WHAT: So this one time, Sal got expelled for trauming all the prudes of Hogwarts, and then he saw Devin and he was all EWWWW COCK CRUNCHER and then CJ saw Sal beating Devin up and he was all GRYFFINDOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR and Sam saw CJ beating Sal up and he was all I WANT YOU TO KNOOOOOW WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYYYYYYES WITH EVERY BLOOOOOOOW COMES ANOTHER LIIIIIE and then McG turns up and she's like BITCH I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL MY KNIFE MOTHERFUCKER. Idk, bro. Idk.