Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Lauren Dunstan and Ewart Mulciber.
WHEN: July 8, 1976. Shut up. I understand punctuality.
WHERE: Lauren and Ioan's.
WHAT: ROMANNNNNNNNNNNNNCE! REVELAAAAAAATIONSSSSSSS! Ewart cockblocking HIMSELLLLLLLLLF!

( So. This is your place. It's nice. The kitchen is, at least. )

WHO: Lo Dunstan and her benevolent stalker.
WHEN: Nowish.
WHERE: St Mungo's.
WHAT: Lol.

( In truth, she wasn't even his patient. But the healer who'd been assigned to her was so swamped with other patients, that he'd been all too relieved when Ewart had offered to take one of the patients off his hands. That he'd picked up Lo's file was pure coincidence, of course. )