Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Rhys Barbary, Rupert Gordon, Gil Catchlove, Bilius Weasley, Marcus Lane, Lo Dunstan, Poldie Lochlin, and a large audience.
WHEN: Rupert's birthday party back in May!
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: Unrestrained debauchery, basically.

( Still, when Rhys had an idea, it was generally very difficult to dissuade him without stunning spells or Helen. )

WHO: Rhys Barbary, Bilius Weasley, Payton Prewitt, and a sacrificial lamb. I mean Rupert Gordon
WHEN: April 19th. It's a vision of the fuuuutuuuure.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: A log of levity.

( A pamphlet doesn’t have that human touch. )

WHO: Rupert Gordon and Poldie Lochlin.
WHEN: The night of April 15th.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: A symphony for the death of my heart-soul. And then porn.

( It felt like that was all they could do, build those ineffectual sandcastles, and that the war was the oncoming tide. And what the hell was he doing? Making a fence? )

WHO: Gun Kettleburn and Bilius Weasley.
WHEN: THE FUTURE. Slash Feburary 20th.
WHERE: The front porch of Fort Freedom
WHAT: In the midst of rage issues and feelings, the neighbours must realize that the boys are back.

( She was pretty sure she'd seen him do basically that at at least six parties, and while she supposed he had his reasons, she was neither drunk enough nor in possession of adequate emotional fortitude to handle such an undertaking tonight. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Rhys Barbary, Bilius Weasley, Gun Kettleburn, and Payton Prewitt.
WHEN: December 11, 1975.
WHERE: The Hogwarts Theatre.
WHAT: Bit of 69er &co. banter from Midsummer.

( Rhys was thrilled. Rhys was giddy. Rhys vaguely hoped they didn’t actually make Rupert cry (though it’d be kind of funny if they did, after the fact). )