Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Severus Snape and Adrian Mulciber.
WHEN: Tonightish!
WHERE: Slytherin Commons.
WHAT: Adrian just likes corrupting people. In that respect, he is not unlike Annie.

( Even if the dungeons weren't always free from attack (as evidenced by the swamp incident), as a general rule, they were something of a safe haven, especially from Black and his crowd. Black, it seemed, had been on the warpath recently, and when he was on the warpath, it was usually bad news for Severus. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: You'll see in about two seconds.
WHEN: April 16th, 2012
WHERE: The victim's home.
WHAT: The sekrit death we've been angsting about for a while.
NOTES: Yeah, even I'm cursing the name of Lestrange.

Warning: This is an extremely gory, extremely unpleasant log.

( When you have finished up, remove the head. )

FORMAT: Logs
WHO: Evan, Sebastian, Charlemagne, Regine, Ajax, Ludo, Judith, Winston, Helen
WHEN: December 1975
WHERE: Malfoy estate
WHAT: Assorted purist party logs.
NOTES: Ain't no party like a pureblood party because a pureblood party has albino peacocks.

( +++ )

( Package for Bronwen Robards. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Cato Malfoy and Evan Rosier.
WHEN: The evening following the Moody demonstration.
WHERE: Slytherin 7th year boys dorm.
WHAT: Purist politics is super fun?

( Sodding Malfoy and the sodding election. Cato was significantly more of a stick in the mud with his dad having to play nice. )

( Owl to Mia Madley. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Adrian Mulciber, Elena Pangborn.
WHEN: Around the start of hols, maybe around the 20th?
WHERE: The Mulciber home.
WHAT: A log that made me physically ill to tag? 99 reasons why it's a good thing Elena caught Adrian's attention when he was still only fledgling evil? A prime example of why we should all feel bad for Joanna Mulciber? Something for friends of Mary and Bronwen to look at when they want to get very, very angry?
WARNINGS: Imperius. Elena is forced to do things she would not consensually do. Some of them are sexual in nature. This is a sexual assault log, and it will not leave you feeling warm and fuzzy.

( If nothing else, it was doubtful any of the other Mulcibers would do her harm, when he was done. )

FORMAT: OWLS
WHO: Extremely anonymous owls, all duplicates, sent to all the mentioned girls.
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: Hogwarts
WHAT: Evan Rosier thinks Sal Brownless left out a few names. He's a gentleman, so he doesn't want the ladies to feel left out. You're welcome, ladies.
NOTES: These owls were sent ANONYMOUSLY. He wasn't stupid enough to sign his name. Block letters to obscure handwriting. Every girl gets the same full letter. Feel free to have them react/show them to their friends.


( ANONYMOUS OWLS TO THE LADIES OF HOGWARTS )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Severus Snape and Gawain Robards
WHEN: November 1975
WHERE: In a discreet room, somewhere in Hogwarts
WHAT: INTERROGATION TIME, BITCHES.
NOTES: Gawain Robards is dreamy. Snape doesn't think so, Kat does. Also, Elena wants to know when he's interrogating her.

( He’d already been fighting off a terrible migraine, and being called in for pointless questioning wasn’t doing anything for his mood. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Adrian Mulciber and Alastor Moody.
WHEN: The afternoon after Hudson was attacked (November 5, 1975)
WHERE: A classroom.
WHAT: The interrogations begin! ...I talk to myself!

( Moody had wanted to speak to the Mulciber boy personally. )