Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Benjy Fenwick and Sirius Black.
WHEN: Love In party, April 29, 1976.
WHERE: Party dungeon.
WHAT: Benjy lays the foundations for a glorious foray into same-sex snogging, years in advance.

( I am very interested in the influence of velocity on hormones. )

WHO: Rhys Barbary, Bilius Weasley, Payton Prewitt, and a sacrificial lamb. I mean Rupert Gordon
WHEN: April 19th. It's a vision of the fuuuutuuuure.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: A log of levity.

( A pamphlet doesn’t have that human touch. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: CJ Costantin, Tim Harbourne and Devin Lyle.
WHEN: During the tail end of the Valentine's party.
WHERE: The loo near the party.
WHAT: Gaywakening. Gaywankening.

( Isn't that what happened to people, when they drank? They became almost like Gryffindors? )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Cam
WHEN: Roughly 1973
WHERE: Hogwarts
WHAT: Camden secret shame.
NOTES: Jess requested this ages ago. I've actually been working on this for probably three weeks and it kicked my ass. There is no actual porn in this. I started out intending for it to have adult content but that isn't the direction it went. It probably sucks, but fuck it, it's how she feels. xD

( She could maybe tell Jolie, who was generally an understanding sort, but the girl was also half-baked all the time, so there was no telling if she’d even process what she’d been told. )