Dissendium 2.0

( OWL TO GAWAIN ROBARDS. )

( Owl to Gawain Robards, charmed to look like a copy of a (fascinating!) article on hippogriff evolution to a) anyone else who tries reading it, and b) Gawain, after he reads it through. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Maeve Macmillan and Gawain Robards.
WHEN: Back around the start of hols.
WHERE: The Macmillan School.
WHAT: Oh, you know, normal human interaction.

( As the heart of purist intellectual thought in Wizarding Britain, the school was an obvious choice for DMLE raids, particularly when the Aurors were feeling frustrated (as they had been for the last five years or so). )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Jules Peasegood, Alastor Moody, and Gawain Robards
WHEN: After the Hufflepuff/Quidditch Game of November 1975
WHERE: Dumbledore's Office.
WHAT: Julesgate '75. Where third years admit to performing evil tasks under the influence of DE's. Also, Adrian and jasper are assholes.

( Merlin’s hairy tits, he hoped she hadn’t done it. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Severus Snape and Gawain Robards
WHEN: November 1975
WHERE: In a discreet room, somewhere in Hogwarts
WHAT: INTERROGATION TIME, BITCHES.
NOTES: Gawain Robards is dreamy. Snape doesn't think so, Kat does. Also, Elena wants to know when he's interrogating her.

( He’d already been fighting off a terrible migraine, and being called in for pointless questioning wasn’t doing anything for his mood. )

( Unsigned owl to Gawain Robards. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Maeve Michaels and Gawain Robards.
WHEN: Nowishly, whenever nowish is.
WHERE: A Classroom.
WHAT: Another interrogation! Maeve wants to keep Gawain as a pet. Gawain likes Maeve. This can only end well.

( His next interview was with Maeve Macmillan, his youngest sister’s dormmate and, he had heard, a rather formidable individual, sixth year or not. )