Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Doug Parkinson, Merlin de Mimsy-Porpington, and Sebastian Wilkes.
WHEN: The Love-In.
WHERE: Party dungeon.
WHAT: A snippet of awkwardness. Where's the chamber music in this party, yo?

( Call it what you will, it’s horrid and I can assume only rots the brain after so much exposure. )

WHO: Bellatrix Lestrange and Doug Parkinson, with guest appearances by the Lestrange brothers.
WHEN: Mid-hols, so late April.
WHERE: Bellatrix and Rodolphus's home.
WHAT: Doug gets his marching orders.

( Merlin, he wished he’d learned Occlumency. )

WHO: Doug and Regine Parkinson.
WHEN: April 17, 1976.
WHERE: The Parkinson residence.
WHAT: We are logging machines this week, guys. Also, if some Prewitts don't get some unwilling Parkinson feels at this, I haven't done my job.

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FORMAT: Log
WHO: You'll see in about two seconds.
WHEN: April 16th, 2012
WHERE: The victim's home.
WHAT: The sekrit death we've been angsting about for a while.
NOTES: Yeah, even I'm cursing the name of Lestrange.

Warning: This is an extremely gory, extremely unpleasant log.

( When you have finished up, remove the head. )

( Owl to Doug Parkinson )