Dissendium 2.0

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Marcy Shuff and Cliffy Maddock.
WHEN: December 9, 1975.
WHERE: Abandoned classroom.
WHAT: A bit of dancing.

( If he was going to cheat on her, he wouldn’t do it so soon, right? )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Sirius Black and Emily Pepper.
WHEN: December 9, 1975
WHERE: Abandoned classroom
WHAT: Sirius continues his streak of excellent girl-related decisions at Cathy's birthday party.

( So how does this whole Gryffindor party thing work? Show me the ropes. Pro drinking? Anti-drinking? Start a riot? Storm the stage if Bezoar plays? )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Jed Jordan and Lee Mackenzie.
WHEN: December 9, 1975 (Cathy's birthday party)
WHERE: The party, bro.
WHAT: Jed and Lee discuss coronaries.

( Suspect she’s had tae many coronaries tae bother wi’another ‘til ‘76. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: James Potter and Alice Prewitt
WHEN: Just following the Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw match
WHERE: In a hallway
WHAT: No more pain for Sirius. For now.

( Listen, Alice. I was hoping you and me can talk out this whole Sirius is a git debacle. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Marcy, Sirius, Sirius's Cheating Heart.
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: In a Hogwarts hallway where, tbh, anyone could have caught them.
WHAT: Sirius sets Marcy on a path that is going to end up with her getting pregnant as a teen in the second RPG in a row.
NOTES: xD

( No wonder the hat had considered Slytherin. He saw something he wanted and, without giving the slightest thought to the consequences, he took it. )