Dissendium 2.0

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Amelie Shingleton and Remus Lupin
WHEN: March 10, 1976
WHERE: Hallway to the Forbidden Forest!
WHAT: Amelie giving Remus a birthday adventure, nbd.
NOTES: Amelie's involved; what else do you want me to say?

( A little birdie had told Amelie that today was Remus's birthday. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Amelie, Anna, Dorian, Annie, Cathy
WHEN: March 1976
WHERE: Music room.
WHAT: The Hogwarts education is lacking. ANNIE HAS THE SOLUTION.
NOTES: Basically the greatest log you will ever read, nbd

( Welcome to our classroom, children )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Arthur, his hand, a very questionable choice of painting for the prefect's bathroom.
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: Prefect's bathroom, where the prefects hide their dirty little secrets.
WHAT: Arthur is better at masturbating than Doug.
NOTES: I told you all that you'd regret this. Enjoy Arthur defiling ALL OF YOUR CHARACTERS. xD

( What a red-faced moment that had been for a fifteen year-old, newly prefected Arthur, who had not been prepared for a giggling mermaid while he bathed. )

FORMAT: LOG
WHO: Merlin and Christian
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: Prefect's Bathroom
WHAT: Porn
NOTES: lolz.

( So what other perks do prefects get? )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Jeana Wood, Annie Lufkin, Lee Mackenzie, CJ Costantin, Sirius Black, Benjy Fenwick, Tim Harbourne, Matt Jepsen, Hestia Jones, Cici Jorkins, Remus Lupin, Devin Lyle, Hazel Morton, James Potter, Lexy Lane, Cody Hadlock, Jolie Keates, Elena Pangborn, Hudson Bones
WHEN: The first weekend of September 1975
WHERE: The Party Dungeon
WHAT: It's a really good thing CJ doesn't have oral herpes, because if he did everyone in the universe would have contracted it during this game.

( Even the glassware knows of our forbidden love. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Cathy Lufkin, Tim Harbourne, Fabian Prewitt, Hazel Morton, and Gideon Prewitt.
WHEN: September 1, 1975, shortly after the Prefects' meeting.
WHERE: The Hogwarts Express!
WHAT: Cathy and Tim discuss the hardships of meebly Prefectship; Fabian and Hazel fail at concealing their public trysts. Also, Tim is really gay, in case you didn't catch that.

( Hi. Sure. Er. Okay. How do we. Er, start? / Well, um. Well, basically... )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Frank Longbottom, Frances Monaghan, Tim Harbourne, Cathy Lufkin, Merlin de Mimsy-Porpington, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, Viola Vicente Castenada, Arthur Moseley, Marina Hayes, Remus Lupin.
WHEN: September 1, 1975 (11-11:30 am)
WHERE: The Hogwarts Express, and more specifically the Prefects compartment.
WHAT: Our inaugural Prefects introduce themselves, and our Head Boy and Girl announce their plans for cooperative world domination. Plus, more or less chronological links to the other train logs at the bottom!

( My name is Frances Monaghan, I’m a seventh year Hufflepuff, and my favourite historian is Gately Babbling. )