Dissendium 2.0

WHO: The Heads of House and their fifth years.
WHEN: April 8, 1976, before Cam's family was attacked.
WHERE: In the Heads of Houses' offices.
WHAT: Lol, you need to keep taking Potions to be an Auror, Harry.

The insistence of Headmaster after Headmistress after Headmaster on offering mandatory Careers Advice to every fifth year, year after year, was very possibly an exercise in advanced administrative sadism, Minerva suspected. This was not to say that she didn't understand the value of such a meeting, particularly in choosing one's NEWT courses. However, it was difficult to maintain a detached, professorly air when the increased need for Order activity had seen Minerva with less and less time and thus less and less sleep, and, furthermore, she had a lurking suspicion that Potter and Black would resoundingly fail to take this seriously. She had, to her credit, warded her office against Dunbombs for the occasion — any Gryffindor who entered with one on their person would find themselves suddenly suspended in mid-air, in her doorway — but still, it had only been two years since CJ Costantin had spent the entirety of his Careers Advice flirting with her, and she wasn't quite ready to find out what Potter had prepared yet. She strongly suspected she would not be prepared for several years.

Tags: !logs, char: adrian mulciber, char: annie lufkin, char: atticus brocklehurst, char: benjy fenwick, char: camden shepherd, char: cici jorkins, char: clarissa crouch, char: cliffy maddock, char: delia connolly, char: devin lyle, char: edie bulstrode, char: elena pangborn, char: faustus selwyn, char: iwan barbary, char: jake nakamura, char: james potter, char: jolie keates, char: lee mackenzie, char: lexy lane, char: lily evans, char: lucy goyle, char: marilyn pennifold, char: marina hayes, char: mary macdonald, char: minerva mcgonagall, char: owen macfusty, char: peter pettigrew, char: remus lupin, char: severus snape, char: sirius black, char: tim harbourne, group: 78ers, group: gryffindors, group: hufflepuffs, group: ravenclaws, group: slytherins, npc: barnabas wigworthy, npc: horace slughorn, place: hsww - minerva's office, place: hsww - pennifold's office, place: hsww - slughorn's office, place: hsww - wigworthy's office, player: anna, player: caitlyn, player: dolly, player: jess, player: kat, player: kelly, time: 1976 04 (april)

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Mars and Jolie
WHEN: December 1975
WHERE: Cathy's Party
WHAT: MARIJUANA
NOTES: I'm surprised they got away with this.

( If they wanted people dead, probably would have done it by now. )

FORMAT: OWLS
WHO: Extremely anonymous owls, all duplicates, sent to all the mentioned girls.
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: Hogwarts
WHAT: Evan Rosier thinks Sal Brownless left out a few names. He's a gentleman, so he doesn't want the ladies to feel left out. You're welcome, ladies.
NOTES: These owls were sent ANONYMOUSLY. He wasn't stupid enough to sign his name. Block letters to obscure handwriting. Every girl gets the same full letter. Feel free to have them react/show them to their friends.


( ANONYMOUS OWLS TO THE LADIES OF HOGWARTS )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Fourth years and up! Also, staff. Obviously.
WHEN: Friday, October 31, 1975 (8 pm-11 pm).
WHERE: The Great Hall.
WHAT: Masque tiiiiiime.

( Sometimes, Albus's whims utterly baffled Minerva. )

(OOC: Have at! We'll run this until people stop commenting, and probably have the big reveal next week, after Kat's back! Don't forgot to keep costumes secret and use dissenanon! If anyone's forgotten the password, email me for it.)

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Jeana Wood, Annie Lufkin, Lee Mackenzie, CJ Costantin, Sirius Black, Benjy Fenwick, Tim Harbourne, Matt Jepsen, Hestia Jones, Cici Jorkins, Remus Lupin, Devin Lyle, Hazel Morton, James Potter, Lexy Lane, Cody Hadlock, Jolie Keates, Elena Pangborn, Hudson Bones
WHEN: The first weekend of September 1975
WHERE: The Party Dungeon
WHAT: It's a really good thing CJ doesn't have oral herpes, because if he did everyone in the universe would have contracted it during this game.

( Even the glassware knows of our forbidden love. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Rose Lempke, CJ Costantin, Jolie Keates, Neil Lane.
WHEN: September 1, 1975
WHERE: Hogwarts Express
WHAT: Rose is trapped in a compartment with the counter-culture.

( You should see where I can put my legs now. )