Dissendium 2.0

( Owl to Rupert Gordon. )

WHO: Rhys Barbary, Rupert Gordon, Gil Catchlove, Bilius Weasley, Marcus Lane, Lo Dunstan, Poldie Lochlin, and a large audience.
WHEN: Rupert's birthday party back in May!
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: Unrestrained debauchery, basically.

( Still, when Rhys had an idea, it was generally very difficult to dissuade him without stunning spells or Helen. )

WHO: Rupert Gordon and Poldie Lochlin.
WHEN: The night of April 15th.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: A symphony for the death of my heart-soul. And then porn.

( It felt like that was all they could do, build those ineffectual sandcastles, and that the war was the oncoming tide. And what the hell was he doing? Making a fence? )

WHO: Poldie Lochlin and Jove Baddock.
WHEN: Uh. Right after Jove's first post so back in... December? WE STRUGGLED WITH THIS LOG OKAY.
WHERE: Jove's.
WHAT: Best sex log you'll ever read, tbh. Also, Poldie beat ALL OF YOU to the punch. xx

THIS LOG IS NOT WORK SAFE. DO NOT CLICK IT IF YOU'RE AROUND PEOPLE.

( Jove had not been lying on the journals when he’d said he was hanging around his flat naked. )

WHO: Helen Greengrass and Poldie Lochlin.
WHEN: Wayyy back when. A few days after this post, so... tail end of January?
WHERE: Some wanky French restaurant where Poldie takes girls cause he's a wanker.
WHAT: An extended cocktease. I mean date.

( Just because she didn't actually intend to sleep with him didn't mean it wasn't fun to tease him a bit. There were few things, in fact, that she had enjoyed quite as much as teasing him over the years. )

WHO: Rhys Barbary, Bilius Weasley, Rupert Gordon, Helen Greengrass, Poldie Lochlin, Marcus Lane, Gun Kettleburn, Betty Braithwaite, Payton Prewitt, Gil Catchlove.
WHEN: February 21, the night of Jedediah's wake. Before all that business with the nearly sodomized Muggle Studies professor.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: Ludo, you should really hire Fort Freedom at Lumos. They do great grief counseling.


( Oh hell. I know what happens when Rhys starts pouring my drinks. )

WHO: Rupert Gordon and Gun Kettleburn, with guest appearance by Poldie Lochlin.
WHEN: February 22, the morning after Jedediah's wake.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: Just a little confession between friends.

( That sounds even more complicated than my sudden identity crisis. )

WHO: Rupert Gordon and Poldie Lochlin.
WHEN: February 21, the night of Jedediah's wake.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: Much-needed stress relief.

( A lack of thinking would be good. )

WHO: Poldie Lochlin and Rupert Gordon. Sexually.
WHEN: ~early 1973ish?
WHERE: Fort Freedom, of course.
WHAT: Well, you're about to learn some very valuable things about your Muggle Studies prof, kids.

( Poldie had never previously suspected that, lurking beside that considerable nose, there would be a pair of cheekbones you could cut yourself on. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Gun Kettleburn, Jove Lufkin, Poldie Lochlin, with a surprise appearance from Rhys Barbary and Bilius Weasley at the end!
WHEN: December 12, 1975.
WHERE: FORT FREEDOM
WHAT: Gun and Jove flirt.

( Jove didn’t really know the class of 1969 all that well, seeing as how he’d been four years below them, but he HAD shagged one of them the other night, and he was sort of tempted to see if he could do it again. )

FORMAT: Log (Very overdue on posting... my bad).
WHO: Poldie Lochlin and Alice Prewitt
WHEN: Backlog! December 1974, Winter Hols
WHERE: Belfast, Ireland
WHAT: Poldie can't live without Hogwarts gossip, Alice wants to be a hero. The usual.

( So first off: every teenaged boy is secretly like Fabian. Do not doubt it. )