Dissendium 2.0

FORMAT: Log
WHO: You'll see in about two seconds.
WHEN: April 16th, 2012
WHERE: The victim's home.
WHAT: The sekrit death we've been angsting about for a while.
NOTES: Yeah, even I'm cursing the name of Lestrange.

Warning: This is an extremely gory, extremely unpleasant log.

( When you have finished up, remove the head. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Sal Brownless, Devin Lyle, CJ Costantin, Sam Bigglesworth, and Minerva McGonagall, with brief appearances by Rupert Gordon and Hitwizard Geoffrey Cuffe.
WHEN: December 1, 1975.
WHERE: Throughout the corridors of Hogwarts.
WHAT: So this one time, Sal got expelled for trauming all the prudes of Hogwarts, and then he saw Devin and he was all EWWWW COCK CRUNCHER and then CJ saw Sal beating Devin up and he was all GRYFFINDOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR and Sam saw CJ beating Sal up and he was all I WANT YOU TO KNOOOOOW WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYYYYYYES WITH EVERY BLOOOOOOOW COMES ANOTHER LIIIIIE and then McG turns up and she's like BITCH I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL MY KNIFE MOTHERFUCKER. Idk, bro. Idk.

( It probably didn’t hurt that he was quite drunk, and just a little high. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Sal Brownless and Lucy Goyle
WHEN: November 1975
WHERE: Hogwarts Grounds
WHAT: Best OTP ever, obviously.
NOTES: Jasper will NEVER KNOW.

( there was something deeply satisfying about flirting with their women )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Fourth years and up! Also, staff. Obviously.
WHEN: Friday, October 31, 1975 (8 pm-11 pm).
WHERE: The Great Hall.
WHAT: Masque tiiiiiime.

( Sometimes, Albus's whims utterly baffled Minerva. )

(OOC: Have at! We'll run this until people stop commenting, and probably have the big reveal next week, after Kat's back! Don't forgot to keep costumes secret and use dissenanon! If anyone's forgotten the password, email me for it.)

FORMAT: Logs, logs everywhere.
WHO: Whoever so desires.
WHEN: Sunday, October 12, 1975.
WHERE: Hogsmeade!
WHAT: The first Hogsmeade weekend of the year.
NOTES: In recognition of the fact that there are mixed preferences re: logging on IJ/doing logs on Gdocs, people are free to choose as they please. If you'd like to log some people at Hogsmeade, just comment below. If you'd prefer to log on Gdocs, just do the log as usual, post it, and then leave a link to the posted log in the comments!

( Hogsmeade! )