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Aug. 10th, 2013

LOG: This, like so much else, can only end well.

WHO: Lauren Dunstan and Ewart Mulciber.
WHEN: July 8, 1976. Shut up. I understand punctuality.
WHERE: Lauren and Ioan's.
WHAT: ROMANNNNNNNNNNNNNCE! REVELAAAAAAATIONSSSSSSS! Ewart cockblocking HIMSELLLLLLLLLF!

( So. This is your place. It's nice. The kitchen is, at least. )

Tags: !logs, char: ewart mulciber, char: lo dunstan, group: 73ers, player: caitlyn, player: kat, ship: ewart/lauren, ship: ewart/moral conflict, time: 1976 07 (july)

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stumu

LOG: Betty is eternally chained to the Rasmussmen.

WHO: Stu Rasmussen and Betty Braithwaite.
WHEN: Just after King's Cross.
WHERE: St Mungo's.
WHAT: Idk what you're talking about I always finish logs on time and then post them immediately.

( Give Luke the veggies, he’ll hate it. )

Tags: !logs, char: betty braithwaite, char: stu rasmussen, group: 69ers&co., place: ldn (london), place: ldn - st mungo's, player: caitlyn, player: dolly, plot: trolling king's cross, ship: 69ers/dysfunction, ship: betty/rasmussemen, ship: cait's characters/vegetable promot, time: 1976 06 (june)

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Jul. 6th, 2013

godofnofun

LOG: The beginning of a beautiful, beautiful series of blackmail photos.

WHO: Jehan Delacour, Booker Munch, Pollo Crumb, and Cor Oakby. (Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay.)
WHEN: Spring 1973.
WHERE: The former HQ of Les Amis.
WHAT: The beginning of several unlikely photos involving Pollo glowering at a piece of parchment while wearing a flower crown. The continuation of the saga of That Time Booker and Jehan Met And Moved In Together Within 24 Hours (the first installation of which you haven't seen). That awkward moment when you introduce your new boyfriend to your revolutionary friends and find out one of them is prone to making mutual puppy eyes at him. The introduction of the French element to Les Amis. What the fuck were they even called before Jehan? Grumpy Blonde, Mouthy Brunette, and the Sane Corner?

( I found your speaking on Saturday to be rather magnificent, like the blinding world beneath the failing city. )

Tags: !logs, char: booker munch, char: cornelius oakby, char: jehan delacour, char: pollo crumb, group: les amis, place: ldn (london), player: caitlyn, player: jess, player: kelly, ship: booker/jehan, ship: cor/jehan, ship: jehan/the world, ship: les amis/polyamory, ship: pollo/jehan/blank stares, time: pre-game

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Jun. 30th, 2013

godofnofun

( Owl to Margaret Macdonald. )

Tags: !owls, char: margaret macdonald, char: pollo crumb, player: caitlyn, player: dolly, plot: mary macmartyr, time: 1976 12 (december)

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Jun. 18th, 2013

chthonic

( Anonymous owl to Ludo MacDougal. )

Tags: !owls, char: ludo macdougal, char: rabastan lestrange, group: death eaters, player: caitlyn, player: kat, time: 1976 12 (december)

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Apr. 16th, 2013

poldie

( Owl to Rupert Gordon. )

Tags: !owls, char: poldie lochlin, char: rupert gordon, group: 69ers&co., player: caitlyn, player: kelly, ship: poldie/rupert, time: 1976 11 (november)

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Apr. 1st, 2013

yaksleak

LOG: ...okay, Jon Yaxley, you know a few things.

WHO: Jon Yaxley and Evan Rosier.
WHEN: July 8, 1976.
WHERE: Jon's flat.
WHAT: I actually managed to scar Kat for life a little. :)
WARNINGS: This is not a nice log.

( How many? )

Tags: !logs, char: evan rosier, char: jon yaxley, group: death eaters, place: ldn (london), player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: evan is a social pariah, ship: evan/payback, ship: jon/hayeses, time: 1976 07 (july)

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godofnofun

LOG: SEXUAL AWAKENINGS... PART TWO.

WHO: Pollo Crumb and Richard Chambers.
WHEN: September 24, 1976.
WHERE: Pollo's flat.
WHAT: The log was too long for IJ to post I'm so proud of me and Jess right now. Now with extra masturbation!

( Pollo preferred his showers hot to the point of near-scalding, the water burning off the day's worries, leaving no room for excess thought. )

Tags: !logs, char: pollo crumb, char: richard chambers, group: les amis, place: ldn (london), player: caitlyn, player: jess, plot: lol porn, ship: permets-tu, time: 1976 09 (september)

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godofnofun

LOG: SEXUAL AWAKENINGS.

WHO: Pollo Crumb and Richard Chambers.
WHEN: September 23, 1976.
WHERE: Richard's flat, the surrounding area, then Pollo's.
WHAT: The only reason these two are not the gayest ever is because Elixir happened. Thank you, Elixir.

( He didn't recall having eaten, but it may have it happened, though probably not. )

Tags: !logs, char: pollo crumb, char: richard chambers, group: les amis, place: ldn (london), player: caitlyn, player: jess, ship: permets-tu, ship: pollo/awkwardness, ship: richard/pining, time: 1976 09 (september)

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godofnofun

LOG: A noble task indeed.

WHO: Jehan Delacour, Telyn Perkins, Pollo Crumb, Cor Oakby, with brief appearances by Gav Savage and Richard Chambers.
WHEN: September 20, 1976.
WHERE: La Maisain (Musain + Maison = win).
WHAT: Jehan is just all about equality among the people, yo.

( Britannia may be his mistress, but Britannia has no lips. )

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godofnofun

LOG: Everybody knows the dice are loaded.

WHO: Pollo Crumb and Richard Chambers.
WHEN: July 2, 1976.
WHERE: The office of Les Amis, London.
WHAT: Daryl died, Pollo was sad, Richard was drunk.

( If you want to talk about a lack of productivity, we should discuss you wasting your time with pamphlets no one will ever read. )

Tags: !logs, char: pollo crumb, char: richard chambers, group: les amis, place: ldn (london), player: caitlyn, player: jess, ship: permets-tu, time: 1976 07 (july)

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Mar. 31st, 2013

godofnofun

LOG: The most UST-ridden grieving log you'll ever read.

WHO: Apollo Crumb and Richard Chambers.
WHEN: Mid-September 1974.
WHERE: Pollo's place.
WHAT: Seriously though it is legitimately impressive how dense both these assholes have been about each other.

( He’d just had to keep it together long enough to identify the remains. )

Tags: !logs, char: pollo crumb, char: richard chambers, group: les amis, place: ldn (london), player: caitlyn, player: jess, ship: permets-tu, time: pre-game

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Mar. 9th, 2013

godofnofun

LOG: In which Pollo wants to make vertebrates invertebrates.

WHO: Richard Chambers and Pollo Crumb.
WHEN: May 1973.
WHERE: Random Area of London (tm).
WHAT: Homophobia is fun, guys! Bigotry is awesome! Self-destruction is the best!

( Tonight, as with most every night he’d ended up in a pub, it had been suggested after two long hours of planning a protest at the office that the meeting would be better continued in the pub (a suggestion to which Richard, hanging on the edges of the meeting to provide his entirely unwanted commentary, seemed all too amenable). )

Tags: !logs, char: pollo crumb, char: richard chambers, group: les amis, place: ldn (london), place: ldn - st mungo's, player: caitlyn, player: jess, ship: permets-tu, time: pre-game

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Feb. 21st, 2013

mangycur

LOG: In which Mary is repeatedy sorted and Sirius is either less or more of a cad than usual.

WHO: Sirius Black & Mary Macdonald, with brief guest appearance by James Potter.
WHEN: September 1, 1976.
WHERE: The Hogwarts Express.
WHAT: I'd say Sirius is having a better year with girls than Regulus is but HAHAHAHAHA.

( There were pranks to pull. Slytherins to take down. Girls to snog. )

Tags: !logs, char: james potter, char: mary macdonald, char: sirius black, group: 78ers, group: gryffindors, place: the hogwarts express, player: caitlyn, player: jess, plot: sirius/purist angst fo lyf, ship: mary/sirius, time: 1976 09 (september)

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Feb. 17th, 2013

barbarhys

LOG: Love letters to Rupert Gordon.

WHO: Rhys Barbary, Rupert Gordon, Gil Catchlove, Bilius Weasley, Marcus Lane, Lo Dunstan, Poldie Lochlin, and a large audience.
WHEN: Rupert's birthday party back in May!
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: Unrestrained debauchery, basically.

( Still, when Rhys had an idea, it was generally very difficult to dissuade him without stunning spells or Helen. )

Tags: !logs, char: bilius weasley, char: gil catchlove, char: lo dunstan, char: marcus lane, char: poldie lochlin, char: rhys barbary, char: rupert gordon, group: 69ers&co., place: edi (edinburgh), place: edi - fort freeeeedommmmm, player: caitlyn, player: kelly, ship: 69ers/bad decisions, ship: 69ers/homoeroticism, ship: fort freedom/rupert's pain, ship: poldie/rupert, ship: rhys/overly dramatic gestures, time: 1976 05 (may)

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Jan. 29th, 2013

innerturmoil

LOG: The last you'll see of Mr Evil Minister, I swear.

WHO: Septimus Malfoy and Payton Prewitt.
WHEN: August 9, 1976.
WHERE: Payton's office, then Septimus's home.
WHAT: Dolly: "i think a fun little ooc note in the log header along the lines of ‘oh, i’m sorry, you thought his mum died naturally? cute. you’re wrong.’"

( It was a harsh realization that hit him like a ton of bricks when he found himself giving a worried looking couple directions to navigate St. Mungo’s to find what ward their son was in; he and his friends had spent far too much time there this year and it showed. )

Tags: !logs, char: payton prewitt, npc: septimus malfoy, player: caitlyn, player: dolly, plot: a present from minister malfoy, ship: helen/payton/indiscretion, ship: helen/powerful men, ship: helen/septimus, ship: malfoys/evil, ship: prewitts/imperius, time: 1976 08 (august)

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Jan. 20th, 2013

mangycur

LOG: Sigh.

mood: tired

WHO: Sirius Black & surprise guest.
WHEN: The very early hours of this morning, August 20, 1976.
WHERE: 12 Grimmauld Place, and then...
WHAT: I woke up at 4 from the sleep of the passed-out-drunk, was about to go back to sleep at 7:20, when Sirius unceremoniously informed me it was time, now-or-never time. So. Now it is.

( Sirius had, of course, been meaning to leave for years. )

Tags: char: charlus potter, char: sirius black, group: toujours pur, place: ldn (london), place: ldn - 12 grimmauld place, player: caitlyn, plot: sirius/purist angst fo lyf, ship: charlus/mild-mannered reactions!lo, ship: sirius/potters, ship: sirius/the rage of others, time: 1976 08 (august)

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Jan. 16th, 2013

innerturmoil

( The Daily Prophet, August 16, 1976: DMLE Under Fire. )

Tags: !news, char: atticus kettleburn, player: caitlyn

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Jan. 13th, 2013

bigsadeyes

( Owl to Viola Vicente-Castenada. )

Tags: !owls, char: cathy lufkin, char: viola vicente-castenada, group: 77ers, group: prefects, player: caitlyn, player: kat, time: 1976 08 (august)

Jan. 10th, 2013

mangycur

( Howler to Mary Macdonald. )

Tags: !howlers, char: mary macdonald, char: sirius black, group: 78ers, group: gryffindors, player: caitlyn, player: jess, plot: trolling king's cross, ship: mary/sirius, time: 1976 08 (august)

Dec. 11th, 2012

bigsadeyes

LOG: Bowling for invalids.

WHO: Cathy Lufkin and Payton Prewitt.
WHEN: A couple days after the attack.
WHERE: St Mungo's.
WHAT: Prewitt/Lufkin bonding.

( Payton Prewitt was not one to handle inactivity for long periods of time very well. )

Tags: !logs, char: cathy lufkin, char: payton prewitt, place: ldn - st mungo's, player: caitlyn, player: dolly, plot: trolling king's cross, ship: cathy/angst, ship: cathy/drama, ship: cathy/gideon, ship: fort freedom/st mungo's, time: 1976 06 (june)

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Dec. 10th, 2012

diophysitic

LOG: Dragons in the dark.

WHO: Amelie Shingleton and Dorian Parkinson.
WHEN: June 26, after this.
WHERE: The Shingletons' backyard.
WHAT: Cousinly comfort & truth or dare.

( Read more... )

Tags: !logs, char: amelie shingleton, char: dorian parkinson, group: sharkinspons, place: shingleton res, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: trolling king's cross, ship: amelie/dorian, ship: amelie/underthings, ship: dorian/dragons, time: 1976 06 (june)

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doxastic

LOG: Pumpkin love.

WHO: Doug Parkinson and Clarissa Crouch.
WHEN: Todayish.
WHERE: The Macmillan School.
WHAT: ...epic log of Ravenclaw sexytimes awkwardness. Also squash.

( Strictly speaking, Clarissa hadn't exactly told Doug that she was ready to lose her virginity, at least not on this particular day. )

Tags: char: clarissa crouch, char: doug parkinson, group: purists, group: ravenclaws, group: responsible kids, place: wales - the macmillan school, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: lol porn, ship: clarissa/doug, ship: clarissa/preparedness!logs, ship: doug/squashes, ship: parkinsons/premature ejaculation, ship: ravenclaws/awkwardness, time: 1976 07 (july)

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Dec. 8th, 2012

setose

LOG: Fucken Fenwicks.

WHO: Robbie and Dianne Fenwick.
WHEN: A while back, probably... Mayish? Early June? WORDS?
WHERE: The McKinnwick residence.
WHAT: Father/daughter bonding.

( They’re scared you’ll go public with your story and accuse them of slave labour. )

Tags: !logs, char: dianne fenwick, char: robbie fenwick, group: fucken fenwicks, place: the mckinnwick res, player: caitlyn, player: jess, ship: dianne/the fluffy white blanket, ship: robbie/lax parenting, time: 1976 05 (may)

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mangycur

LOG: Hahaha I give up.

WHO: Sirius Black and Mary Macdonald.
WHEN: June 23, 1976.
WHERE: The Hogwarts Express.
WHAT: Sigh.

( As confident in her ideals as she was, there was no small part of Mary that felt the constant dread looming around every corner. )

Tags: !logs, char: mary macdonald, char: sirius black, group: 78ers, group: gryffindors, place: the hogwarts express, player: caitlyn, player: jess, plot: mary macdonald is ray charles, plot: trolling king's cross, ship: mary/sirius, ship: sirius/infidelity, time: 1976 06 (june)

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vespiary

LOG: Frankcest!

WHO: Frank Longbottom and Frances Monaghan.
WHEN: The Love-In!
WHERE: Party dungeon.
WHAT: One last bit of banter before the death knell.

( I think I’ve lost my fluency in fun. )

Tags: !logs, char: frances monaghan, char: frank longbottom, group: 76ers, group: prefects, group: responsible kids, place: hsww - dungeons, player: caitlyn, player: kelly, plot: party party party!, ship: frances/frank, time: 1976 04 (april)

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Dec. 3rd, 2012

mangycur

LOG: In which beans are a v. loaded metaphor.

WHO: Sirius and Amelie.
WHEN: The Hogsmeade weekend in May.
WHERE: Oh, around, sometimes quite quickly.
WHAT: ...tbh I'm still not sure whether or not this was an innocent date. Not sure if Sirius is, either.

( Are you actually suggesting there is something I am not capable of, chere? )

Tags: !logs, char: amelie shingleton, char: charlemagne de mimsy-porpington, char: sirius black, place: hogsmeade, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: right in the tim, ship: amelie/insanity, ship: amelie/sirius, ship: sirius/beans, time: 1976 05 (may)

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barbarhys

LOG: Idk what you're talking about cause Dolly and I are prompt.

WHO: Betty Rasmussen and Rhys Weasley.
WHEN: ...March? ...late February? A WHILE AGO.
WHERE: Fort Freedom, then an Ethiopian restaurant at which they are no longer that welcome.
WHAT: Best date to date, tbh.

( You look fantastic! I knew I should’ve worn my stilts tonight. )

Tags: !logs, char: betty braithwaite, char: rhys barbary, group: 69ers&co., place: edi (edinburgh), place: edi - fort freeeeedommmmm, player: caitlyn, player: dolly, plot: fort freedom has a booboo, ship: 69ers/bad decisions, ship: 69ers/dysfunction, ship: betty/luke, ship: betty/rhys, ship: rhys/other men's women, time: 1976 03 (march)

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diophysitic

LOG: A history of obedience.

WHO: Dorian Parkinson and Amelie Shingleton.
WHEN: August of 1972, the summer before Dori went to Hogwarts.
WHERE: The Shingleton residence.
WHAT: Dorian has been Amelie's bitch for a long, long time.

( She was also trying to figure out if she could feasibly hide herself in a trunk, but that was a plan for later. )

Tags: !logs, char: amelie shingleton, char: dorian parkinson, group: sharkinspons, place: shingleton res, player: caitlyn, player: kat, ship: amelie/dorian, ship: amelie/insanity, time: pre-game

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Nov. 25th, 2012

ohlaurd

LOG: Letters boy and ring girl.

WHO: Lo Dunstan and her benevolent stalker.
WHEN: Nowish.
WHERE: St Mungo's.
WHAT: Lol.

( In truth, she wasn't even his patient. But the healer who'd been assigned to her was so swamped with other patients, that he'd been all too relieved when Ewart had offered to take one of the patients off his hands. That he'd picked up Lo's file was pure coincidence, of course. )

Tags: !logs, char: ewart mulciber, char: lo dunstan, group: 73ers, place: ldn - st mungo's, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: trolling king's cross, ship: ewart/lauren, ship: healers/sleep deprivation, time: 1976 06 (june)

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Aug. 10th, 2013

LOG: This, like so much else, can only end well.

LOG: Betty is eternally chained to the Rasmussmen.

Jul. 6th, 2013

LOG: The beginning of a beautiful, beautiful series of blackmail photos.

Jun. 30th, 2013

Jun. 18th, 2013

Apr. 16th, 2013

Apr. 1st, 2013

LOG: ...okay, Jon Yaxley, you know a few things.

LOG: SEXUAL AWAKENINGS... PART TWO.

LOG: SEXUAL AWAKENINGS.

LOG: A noble task indeed.

LOG: Everybody knows the dice are loaded.

Mar. 31st, 2013

LOG: The most UST-ridden grieving log you'll ever read.

Mar. 9th, 2013

LOG: In which Pollo wants to make vertebrates invertebrates.

Feb. 21st, 2013

LOG: In which Mary is repeatedy sorted and Sirius is either less or more of a cad than usual.

Feb. 17th, 2013

LOG: Love letters to Rupert Gordon.

Jan. 29th, 2013

LOG: The last you'll see of Mr Evil Minister, I swear.

Jan. 20th, 2013

LOG: Sigh.

Jan. 16th, 2013

Jan. 13th, 2013

Jan. 10th, 2013

Dec. 11th, 2012

LOG: Bowling for invalids.

Dec. 10th, 2012

LOG: Dragons in the dark.

LOG: Pumpkin love.

Dec. 8th, 2012

LOG: Fucken Fenwicks.

LOG: Hahaha I give up.

LOG: Frankcest!

Dec. 3rd, 2012

LOG: In which beans are a v. loaded metaphor.

LOG: Idk what you're talking about cause Dolly and I are prompt.

LOG: A history of obedience.

Nov. 25th, 2012

LOG: Letters boy and ring girl.