Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Jon Yaxley and Evan Rosier.
WHEN: July 8, 1976.
WHERE: Jon's flat.
WHAT: I actually managed to scar Kat for life a little. :)
WARNINGS: This is not a nice log.

( How many? )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: You'll see in about two seconds.
WHEN: April 16th, 2012
WHERE: The victim's home.
WHAT: The sekrit death we've been angsting about for a while.
NOTES: Yeah, even I'm cursing the name of Lestrange.

Warning: This is an extremely gory, extremely unpleasant log.

( When you have finished up, remove the head. )

( Delivered to Christian Presson, Faustus Selwyn, Elena Pangborn, Evan Rosier, Roslyn Jones, Cassie Quirrel, Edie Bulstrode, Alcyone Burke, Nastia Karkaroff, Merlin de Mimsy-Porpington, Regulus Black, Fiona Avery, Jasper Avery, Sebastian Wilkes, Lucy Goyle, Ajax Burke, Maeve Macmillan, Adrian Mulciber, Doug Parkinson )

FORMAT: Log. A painful, painful log to write.
WHO: Evan Rosier and Marina Hayes.
WHEN: Jan. 1976, few days after Slytherin/Ravenclaw match.
WHERE: Hallyway outside Prefects' Bathroom.
WHAT: Just... yeah.

( But, she was only a mudblood. )

FORMAT: Logs
WHO: Evan, Sebastian, Charlemagne, Regine, Ajax, Ludo, Judith, Winston, Helen
WHEN: December 1975
WHERE: Malfoy estate
WHAT: Assorted purist party logs.
NOTES: Ain't no party like a pureblood party because a pureblood party has albino peacocks.

( +++ )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Cato Malfoy and Evan Rosier.
WHEN: The evening following the Moody demonstration.
WHERE: Slytherin 7th year boys dorm.
WHAT: Purist politics is super fun?

( Sodding Malfoy and the sodding election. Cato was significantly more of a stick in the mud with his dad having to play nice. )

FORMAT: OWLS
WHO: Extremely anonymous owls, all duplicates, sent to all the mentioned girls.
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: Hogwarts
WHAT: Evan Rosier thinks Sal Brownless left out a few names. He's a gentleman, so he doesn't want the ladies to feel left out. You're welcome, ladies.
NOTES: These owls were sent ANONYMOUSLY. He wasn't stupid enough to sign his name. Block letters to obscure handwriting. Every girl gets the same full letter. Feel free to have them react/show them to their friends.


( ANONYMOUS OWLS TO THE LADIES OF HOGWARTS )