Dissendium 2.0

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Fabian Prewitt and Hazel Morton.
WHEN: December 1975
WHERE: The Quidditch Pitch.
WHAT: The demise of Gryffindor's golden couple.

( Snog anyone in front of me before the month is out, and I’ll shove my broom up your arse and make sure you can never use that very nice prick of yours again. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Cathy Lufkin, Tim Harbourne, Fabian Prewitt, Hazel Morton, and Gideon Prewitt.
WHEN: September 1, 1975, shortly after the Prefects' meeting.
WHERE: The Hogwarts Express!
WHAT: Cathy and Tim discuss the hardships of meebly Prefectship; Fabian and Hazel fail at concealing their public trysts. Also, Tim is really gay, in case you didn't catch that.

( Hi. Sure. Er. Okay. How do we. Er, start? / Well, um. Well, basically... )