Dissendium 2.0

WHO: James Potter and Sirius Black, with guest appearances from alcohol and Hazel Morton.
WHEN: The Love-In.
WHERE: Party dungeon.
WHAT: ...boys are weird.

( D’you figure this is what living in Hufflepuff’s like? )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Minerva McGonagall and James Potter
WHEN: Right after BOOM happened.
WHERE: Professor McGonagall's office.
WHAT: McG serves out justice, James is punished.

( All in all, it had not been a sterling September for Gryffindor. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Adrian Mulciber, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Elena Pangborn, Cici Jorkins, Severus Snape, and Devin Lyle, with some ineffectual stammering care of Horace Slughorn and some innocent bystandery pain leveled on Bertram Aubrey.
WHEN: Before Lexy posted! After Adrian posted.
WHERE: In fifth year Potions.
WHAT: BOOM. Christian, why do you always end up making BOOM?

( All things considered, Remus really enjoyed Potions. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Jeana Wood and Sirius Black. Alice Prewitt and James Potter are there too, but they'll get their own post.
WHEN: September 1, 1975
WHERE: Hogwarts Express
WHAT: Snogging on the train is sacred tradition.

( Besides, Minnie’s got a great sense of a good time. You just have to get her to loosen up! Have you tried asking her out? Her lips say detention, but her eyes say whips and chains. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Sirius Black and James Potter.
WHEN: The first week of September 1975, a bit into classes but before Jeana and Alice's party.
WHERE: The Gryffindor 1975 boys' dormitory.
WHAT: Sirius is an idiot and James is a terrible friend.

( James, do voles have tails? )