Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Rupert Gordon and Poldie Lochlin.
WHEN: The night of April 15th.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: A symphony for the death of my heart-soul. And then porn.

( It felt like that was all they could do, build those ineffectual sandcastles, and that the war was the oncoming tide. And what the hell was he doing? Making a fence? )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: You'll see in about two seconds.
WHEN: April 16th, 2012
WHERE: The victim's home.
WHAT: The sekrit death we've been angsting about for a while.
NOTES: Yeah, even I'm cursing the name of Lestrange.

Warning: This is an extremely gory, extremely unpleasant log.

( When you have finished up, remove the head. )

WHO: Annie Lufkin and Arthur Moseley, with guest cockblocking by Frank Longbottom.
WHEN: Right after Arthur broke up with Rose. Like, that night.
WHERE: Abandoned Classroom.
WHAT: Trololol.

( As Annie would be happy to tell anyone who asked, she was sodding IMPERVIOUS TO HARM. )

FORMAT: LOG
WHO: Cody and Lee
WHEN: Nowish, February 1976
WHERE: HOGWARTS, BITCHES
WHAT: Cody and Lee plan world domination
NOTES: BOOBS

( Takin’ back the media fir JUSTICE! )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Bellatrix Lestrange and Rabastan Lestrange
WHEN: February 1976
WHERE: Rabastan's home.
WHAT: Bellatrix and Rabastan have tea, discuss work, family, and how to best see to the children. They're always thinking of the children.
NOTES: EVIL TEA TIME BITCHES.

( It is his privilege to do so, and ours to serve. )

( Howler to Bilius Weasley. )