Dissendium 2.0

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Marina and Arthur
WHEN: April 1976
WHERE: The Love-in
WHAT: Marina's issues are bigger than Arthur, not that he knows it.
NOTES: Sigh.

( I don’t think I like you. )

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Arthur and Marina
WHEN: Summer 1975
WHERE: Hayes residence.
WHAT: Arthur and Marina break up.
NOTES: Basically, Arthur feels like a douche. Thanks, Jess.

( If I were me in every other way, but not a Muggleborn, would you be doing this right now? )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Benjy Fenwick, Annie Lufkin.
WHEN: September 1, 1975.
WHERE: The Hogwarts Express.
WHAT: God only knows.

( Maybe a separate stage for below the waist groping. For outside the trouser trouser snakes. I need to start making the first year potion when we get to the castle, do you think I could sneak into the dungeons during the feast? I need beetle scales. Nah, I’ll be too hungry. I’ll borrow from my roommates. Blood is a good binding ink. Dragon blood would be cool, but it’s a controlled substance. Marina and Arthur wouldn’t have sex until marriage. )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Frank Longbottom, Frances Monaghan, Tim Harbourne, Cathy Lufkin, Merlin de Mimsy-Porpington, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, Viola Vicente Castenada, Arthur Moseley, Marina Hayes, Remus Lupin.
WHEN: September 1, 1975 (11-11:30 am)
WHERE: The Hogwarts Express, and more specifically the Prefects compartment.
WHAT: Our inaugural Prefects introduce themselves, and our Head Boy and Girl announce their plans for cooperative world domination. Plus, more or less chronological links to the other train logs at the bottom!

( My name is Frances Monaghan, I’m a seventh year Hufflepuff, and my favourite historian is Gately Babbling. )