Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Cathy Lufkin and Arthur Moseley.
WHEN: The night of the panty raids (March 28, 1976).
WHERE: The Prefects' bathroom.
WHAT: So, how about those awkward conversations?

( There was nothing in his education that had quite prepared him for how to react to the underwear of one of his mate's girlfriends suddenly appearing in his room. )

WHO: Alice Prewitt and the future Mr Alice Prewitt.
WHEN: Last night!
WHERE: Gryffindor.
WHAT: I hope the twins and Jeana were watching.

( And, if Frank happened to think Christian Presson was a pompous git with stupid hair, destined to follow the Gaius Selwyn life path and toff his way to the top with daddy’s money and his own cruelty... well, that wasn’t up to Frank. )

WHO: Anna Lyle and Amelie Shingleton.
WHEN: Right after Amelie's ward.
WHERE: The corridors, between classes.
WHAT: The fate of Hogwarts's underpants.

( I do not think my cousin Doug would appreciate it very much, so perhaps we should get Dorian instead. I am going to try and get him to let us into Ravenclaw, but perhaps I won't tell him what we intend to do. )