WHO: The illustrious Atticus Brocklehurst and Annie Lufkin, Queen of Hogwarts. WHEN: The Love-In. WHERE: Party dungeon. WHAT: Winning at life, failing at lasting power? Eh, he'll get better with time. Let's face it: between Annie and Faustus/Edie, there's really no way he'll be able to avoid developing stamina.
WHO: Sirius Black, Cici Jorkins, and Lucy Goyle. WHEN: The Love-In. WHERE: Party dungeon. WHAT: Sirius tries to be intimidating while drunk; partially succeeds.
WHO: James Potter and Sirius Black, with guest appearances from alcohol and Hazel Morton. WHEN: The Love-In. WHERE: Party dungeon. WHAT: ...boys are weird.
WHO: Doug Parkinson, Merlin de Mimsy-Porpington, and Sebastian Wilkes. WHEN: The Love-In. WHERE: Party dungeon. WHAT: A snippet of awkwardness. Where's the chamber music in this party, yo?
WHO: Bellatrix Lestrange and Doug Parkinson, with guest appearances by the Lestrange brothers. WHEN: Mid-hols, so late April. WHERE: Bellatrix and Rodolphus's home. WHAT: Doug gets his marching orders.
LOG: Remember when the Black brothers got along for like three weeks in a row?
WHO: Regulus and Sirius Black. WHEN: Towards the ends of hols, let us say the 22nd of April. WHERE: Regulus's room, Grimmauld Place. WHAT: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a younger brother in possession of good behaviour must be in want of some corruption.
FORMAT: Log. WHO: Remus Lupin/Sophie Campbell WHEN: Day after That Death, over Hols. WHERE: Sophie's Room at Granparents' House WHAT: God damnit, Adrian. NOTES: No, seriously. GOD DAMNIT ADRIAN.
LOG: This was supposed to be porn, Jasper, you asshole.
WHO: Cod Haddock and Eel Mackerel. WHEN: A little bit into spring hols, so sometime... the week before last. WHERE: Lee's place, Edinburgh. WHAT: Jasper is the fucking worst.
WHO: Jake Nakamura and Anna Lyle. WHEN: The Love In! WHERE: Party Dungeon! WHAT: God help the boys of Hogwarts when Anna and Amelie get used to this flirting thing.
FORMAT: Log WHO: Marina and Arthur WHEN: April 1976 WHERE: The Love-in WHAT: Marina's issues are bigger than Arthur, not that he knows it. NOTES: Sigh.
FORMAT: Log WHO: Viola/Cathy WHEN: April 1976 WHERE: The Hogwarts Love-in WHAT: Cathy distracts Viola from her breakup. NOTES: Basically they need to just snog already. Sorry Gid.
WHO: Benjy Fenwick and Sirius Black. WHEN: Love In party, April 29, 1976. WHERE: Party dungeon. WHAT: Benjy lays the foundations for a glorious foray into same-sex snogging, years in advance.
WHO: Amelie Shingleton and Finn Wadcock. WHEN: Love In party, April 29, 1976. WHERE: Party dungeon. WHAT: Finn cheers up Amelie, agrees to things he may one day regret.
FORMAT: Log. WHO: Lexy Lane and Marina Hayes. WHEN: April 1976, during the Love In Party. WHERE: The party dungeon. WHAT: Lexy tries to be nice; does it wrong.
LOG: All I'm getting from this is Charlemagne and Wendy are the best bros ever.
WHO: Charlemagne de Mimsy-Porpington, Wendy Turpin, and Tristan Skeeter. WHEN: Uhh. Mondayish? WHERE: The Ministry of Magic Atrium, then a fancyass French restaurant in Tinworth. WHAT: Tristan still isn't entirely sure whether or not this was a date.
FORMAT: Log WHO: Amelie and Matt WHEN: April 1976 WHERE: Hogwarts Express WHAT: Safari time! NOTES: Hey, remember when Matt was alive and Amelie was happy?'