Dissendium 2.0

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Dec. 10th, 2012

LOG: Pumpkin love.

WHO: Doug Parkinson and Clarissa Crouch.
WHEN: Todayish.
WHERE: The Macmillan School.
WHAT: ...epic log of Ravenclaw sexytimes awkwardness. Also squash.

( Strictly speaking, Clarissa hadn't exactly told Doug that she was ready to lose her virginity, at least not on this particular day. )

Tags: char: clarissa crouch, char: doug parkinson, group: purists, group: ravenclaws, group: responsible kids, place: wales - the macmillan school, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: lol porn, ship: clarissa/doug, ship: clarissa/preparedness!logs, ship: doug/squashes, ship: parkinsons/premature ejaculation, ship: ravenclaws/awkwardness, time: 1976 07 (july)

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Oct. 30th, 2012

chthonic

LOG: Will you remember our dance?

WHO: Rabastan Lestrange and his weirdass mind.
WHEN: Nowish?
WHERE: His bed.
WHAT: SECRET SHAME.

( It was fortunate, perhaps, that Rabastan wasn’t one to dwell overmuch on his emotions. )

Tags: !logs, char: rabastan lestrange, group: death eaters, group: purists, player: caitlyn, plot: lol porn, ship: bellatrix/rabastan, ship: merrill/rabastan, ship: rabastan/rodolphus, time: 1976 05 (may)

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Oct. 26th, 2012

doxastic

LOG: The tale of the peaceful purist rally.

WHO: Bellatrix Lestrange and Doug Parkinson, with guest appearances by the Lestrange brothers.
WHEN: Mid-hols, so late April.
WHERE: Bellatrix and Rodolphus's home.
WHAT: Doug gets his marching orders.

( Merlin, he wished he’d learned Occlumency. )

Tags: !logs, char: bellatrix lestrange, char: doug parkinson, char: rabastan lestrange, group: death eaters, group: purists, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: bellatrix recruits, plot: right in the tim, ship: bellatrix/evil, ship: doug/suffering, ship: purists/feels, time: 1976 04 (april)

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Oct. 21st, 2012

ilovekittens

LOG: ...gosh, I wish I'd grown up all privileged too!

WHO: Adrian and Ewart Mulciber, with guest inert appearance by their sister Joanna.
WHEN: August 1975.
WHERE: The Mulciber home, Tinworth.
WHAT: For every time you've ever wanted to kick Adrian's ass... Ewart did it for you.

( It was not as if Elphard had given his third son express permission to torture his only daughter, but as Tinworth was a magical town, and Elphard was not in the habit of bringing home Muggles for his sons to practice on, Adrian only had so many targets. )

Tags: !logs, char: adrian mulciber, char: ewart mulciber, group: purists, group: the motherfuckin mulcibers, place: tinworth - the mulcibers', player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: adrian is generally evil, ship: ewart/moral conflict, time: pre-game

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Oct. 3rd, 2012

lancethebrave

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Lance MacDougal & Vivian Rosier
WHEN: May 2, 1976
WHERE: Hogwarts Grounds
WHAT: Lance and Vivian take a walk to talk out that whole... arranged marriage thing.

( I'm not unhappy about it. )

Tags: char: lance macdougal, char: vivian rosier, group: 76ers, group: purists, place: hsww - grounds, player: jess, player: kat, ship: lance/vivian, ship: purists/repression, time: 1976 05 (may)

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Sep. 26th, 2012

noroi

LOG: Oh hey btw why is Gramps such a dick?

WHO: Regulus and Orion Black.
WHEN: Shortly after this; probably about April 17?
WHERE: 12 Grimmauld Place, Orion's study.
WHAT: Sirius has so many feels. :(

( A part of him didn't truly think Sirius would be upset that Regulus was choosing to confront his father over this - he even thought his brother might be a bit proud of the boldness of the move - but it was still a conversation he preferred to have without interruption. )

Tags: !logs, char: orion black, char: regulus black, group: purists, group: toujours pur, place: ldn (london), place: ldn - 12 grimmauld place, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: sirius/purist angst fo lyf, ship: orion/headaches, ship: regulus/futility, ship: sirius/the rage of others, time: 1976 04 (april)

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Sep. 18th, 2012

doxastic

LOG: Here, have some PARKINSON FEELS.

WHO: Doug and Regine Parkinson.
WHEN: April 17, 1976.
WHERE: The Parkinson residence.
WHAT: We are logging machines this week, guys. Also, if some Prewitts don't get some unwilling Parkinson feels at this, I haven't done my job.

( Read more... )

Tags: !logs, char: doug parkinson, char: regine parkinson, group: purists, group: sharkinspons, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: bellatrix recruits, plot: right in the tim, time: 1976 04 (april)

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Sep. 17th, 2012

doxastic

LOG: Most uptight non-Prefects ever.

WHO: Clarissa Crouch and her amazing dancing purist.
WHEN: Just after this, so around late February 1976?
WHERE: Several places!
WHAT: The History of Magic classroom will never be the same again?

( Just as Doug was less than experienced when it came to, say, groping girls, he was still a newcomer to the fine art of pacifying girls. )

Tags: !logs, char: clarissa crouch, char: doug parkinson, group: purists, group: responsible kids, place: hsww - empty classroom™, place: hsww - hospital wing, place: hsww - ravenclaw, place: hsww - the corridors, player: caitlyn, player: kat, ship: clarissa/doug, time: 1976 02 (february)

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Sep. 16th, 2012

bitchylestrange

Sekrit Death

FORMAT: Log
WHO: You'll see in about two seconds.
WHEN: April 16th, 2012
WHERE: The victim's home.
WHAT: The sekrit death we've been angsting about for a while.
NOTES: Yeah, even I'm cursing the name of Lestrange.

Warning: This is an extremely gory, extremely unpleasant log.

( When you have finished up, remove the head. )

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Sep. 11th, 2012

bitchylestrange

because bella wants to mentor all the bb purists.

( Owl to Doug Parkinson )

Tags: !owls, char: bellatrix lestrange, char: doug parkinson, group: purists, plot: bellatrix recruits, ship: bellatrix/cuntfucking insanity, ship: bellatrix/evil, time: 1976 04 (april)

Aug. 1st, 2012

sanguinolent

mood: satisfied

( Delivered to Christian Presson, Faustus Selwyn, Elena Pangborn, Evan Rosier, Roslyn Jones, Cassie Quirrel, Edie Bulstrode, Alcyone Burke, Nastia Karkaroff, Merlin de Mimsy-Porpington, Regulus Black, Fiona Avery, Jasper Avery, Sebastian Wilkes, Lucy Goyle, Ajax Burke, Maeve Macmillan, Adrian Mulciber, Doug Parkinson )

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Jul. 2nd, 2012

ave_titus

LOG: Titus/Fiona

FORMAT: Log
WHO: Titus Malfoy and Fiona Avery
WHEN: December 1975
WHERE: The Rosier residence
WHAT: Titus and Fiona are introduced.
NOTES: Purist love, ftw.

( Normally, however, it wasn’t as formal as this, but as Fiona had just turned fifteen, her family had felt it was time to be slightly more aggressive with her marrying prospects. )

Tags: !logs, char: fiona avery, char: titus malfoy, group: purists, place: the rosiers', player: jess, player: kat, plot: damn it feels good to be a malfoy, ship: fiona/titus, ship: incest, ship: purists/repression, time: 1975 12 (december)

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Jun. 29th, 2012

ilovekittens

LOG: Team Evil Apprentice has many valued partners in the community.

WHO: Adrian Mulciber & a v. special guest!
WHEN: Now.
WHERE: Corridor, abandoned classroom; the usual.
WHAT: Adrian secures a valuable resource for Team Evil Apprentice.

( Well, it was entirely possible Adrian was behaving a little recklessly. But he was in dire need of a fix, and Bellatrix’s instructions would be much easier to follow if he and his friends had a little help. )

Tags: !logs, char: adrian mulciber, char: maeve macmillan, group: purists, group: team evil apprentice, place: hsww - empty classroom™, place: hsww - the corridors, plot: adrian is generally evil, plot: bb death eaters with a mission, plot: maeve wreaks havoc, ship: adrian/alcyone, ship: adrian/elena, time: 1976 01 (january)

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Jun. 28th, 2012

doxastic

LOG: Doug and Clarissa!

WHO: Doug Parkinson and Clarissa Crouch.
WHEN: Back when everyone was pissed with Evan, just after the Moodys came to visit.
WHERE: The grounds!
WHAT: Doug and Clarissa discuss his friendships, the world, and puddles.

( Literature, unsurprisingly, had lied to Clarissa on the subject of romance. )

Tags: !logs, char: clarissa crouch, char: doug parkinson, group: purists, group: ravenclaws, group: responsible kids, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: evan is a social pariah, ship: clarissa/doug, time: 1976 01 (january)

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Jun. 24th, 2012

doxastic

LOG: Poor Fiona.

WHO: Fiona Avery and Doug Parkinson.
WHEN: Hols!
WHERE: The Malfoy Estate.
WHAT: Fiona and Doug have a dance.

( She dearly wanted to dance, something she now realized was more an issue with Regulus on the other side of the room. )

Tags: !logs, char: doug parkinson, char: fiona avery, group: purists, place: malfoy estate, player: caitlyn, player: jess, ship: clarissa/doug, ship: doug/fiona, time: 1975 12 (december)

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Jun. 22nd, 2012

noseporn

LOGS: Assorted Characters

FORMAT: Logs
WHO: Evan, Sebastian, Charlemagne, Regine, Ajax, Ludo, Judith, Winston, Helen
WHEN: December 1975
WHERE: Malfoy estate
WHAT: Assorted purist party logs.
NOTES: Ain't no party like a pureblood party because a pureblood party has albino peacocks.

( +++ )

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mangycur

LOG: Two people who should never be left alone together.

WHO: Sirius Black, Jove Lufkin, Lucius's hair and cock I mean peacocks, Narcissa Malfoy, Walburga Black.
WHEN: End of December, shortly before this.
WHERE: The Malfoy Estate.
WHAT: ...good, clean fun?

( You look like you could use a drink or eleven. )

Tags: char: jove lufkin, char: sirius black, group: purists, npc: narcissa malfoy, npc: walburga black, place: malfoy estate, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: sirius/purist angst fo lyf, ship: blood traitors/trouble, ship: jove/narcissa, ship: lucius's hair/fire, time: 1975 12 (december)

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Jun. 20th, 2012

charleminge

LOG: Charlemagne is a gentleman, yo.

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Charlemagne de Mimsy-Porpington, Vivian Rosier.
WHEN: Late December 1975.
WHERE: The Malfoy Christmas party.
WHAT: Charlemagne will save Vivian from her twin! Part 1/2.

( Sweet Vivian! It is a perilous sin for one so fair to look so bored! )

Tags: !logs, char: charlemagne de mimsy-porpington, char: vivian rosier, group: purists, place: malfoy estate, player: caitlyn, player: kat, ship: charlemagne/chivalry, ship: charlemagne/fighting evil, ship: charlemagne/vivian, time: 1975 12 (december)

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gayjax

LOG: You only WISH you got to spend Christmas with Ajax.

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Ajax Burke and Regine Parkinson.
WHEN: Shortly before the New Year.
WHERE: The Malfoy Estate.
WHAT: Regine has the best taste in men.

( As usual, Narcissa was the consummate hostess. )

Tags: !logs, char: ajax burke, char: regine parkinson, group: purists, place: malfoy estate, player: caitlyn, player: kat, ship: ajax/régine, time: 1975 12 (december)

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Jun. 10th, 2012

lolpain

( Package to Vivian Rosier. )

Tags: !owls, char: maeve macmillan, char: vivian rosier, group: purists, player: caitlyn, player: kat, plot: maeve wreaks havoc, time: 1976 01 (january)

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Jun. 7th, 2012

mangycur

LOG: Wondering why Sirius was so quiet over hols?

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Sirius Black, Walburga Black, Pollux Black, with brief guest appearances by Orion, Regulus, and Kreacher.
WHEN: December 29, 1975, in the hours after Jove and Sirius wreak havoc on Cissy's party.
WHERE: 12 Grimmauld Place.
WHAT: Sirius spends some quality time with his family.

( Still, he refuses to regret this, as his brother is sent to bed. )

Tags: !logs, char: regulus black, char: sirius black, group: purists, npc: kreacher, npc: orion black, npc: pollux black, npc: walburga black, place: ldn (london), place: ldn - 12 grimmauld place, player: caitlyn, plot: sirius/purist angst fo lyf, time: 1975 12 (december)

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May. 16th, 2012

anniewantsme

( OWL TO LUCY GOYLE )

Tags: !owls, char: jasper avery, char: lucy goyle, group: purists, player: dolly, player: jess, ship: jasper/lucy, time: 1975 12 (december)

Dissendium 2.0

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Dec. 10th, 2012

LOG: Pumpkin love.

Oct. 30th, 2012

LOG: Will you remember our dance?

Oct. 26th, 2012

LOG: The tale of the peaceful purist rally.

Oct. 21st, 2012

LOG: ...gosh, I wish I'd grown up all privileged too!

Oct. 3rd, 2012

Sep. 26th, 2012

LOG: Oh hey btw why is Gramps such a dick?

Sep. 18th, 2012

LOG: Here, have some PARKINSON FEELS.

Sep. 17th, 2012

LOG: Most uptight non-Prefects ever.

Sep. 16th, 2012

Sekrit Death

Sep. 11th, 2012

because bella wants to mentor all the bb purists.

Aug. 1st, 2012

Jul. 2nd, 2012

LOG: Titus/Fiona

Jun. 29th, 2012

LOG: Team Evil Apprentice has many valued partners in the community.

Jun. 28th, 2012

LOG: Doug and Clarissa!

Jun. 24th, 2012

LOG: Poor Fiona.

Jun. 22nd, 2012

LOGS: Assorted Characters

LOG: Two people who should never be left alone together.

Jun. 20th, 2012

LOG: Charlemagne is a gentleman, yo.

LOG: You only WISH you got to spend Christmas with Ajax.

Jun. 10th, 2012

Jun. 7th, 2012

LOG: Wondering why Sirius was so quiet over hols?

May. 16th, 2012