Dissendium 2.0

( Owl to Rupert Gordon. )

WHO: Rhys Barbary, Rupert Gordon, Gil Catchlove, Bilius Weasley, Marcus Lane, Lo Dunstan, Poldie Lochlin, and a large audience.
WHEN: Rupert's birthday party back in May!
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: Unrestrained debauchery, basically.

( Still, when Rhys had an idea, it was generally very difficult to dissuade him without stunning spells or Helen. )

WHO: Rhys Barbary, Bilius Weasley, Payton Prewitt, and a sacrificial lamb. I mean Rupert Gordon
WHEN: April 19th. It's a vision of the fuuuutuuuure.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: A log of levity.

( A pamphlet doesn’t have that human touch. )

WHO: Rupert Gordon and Poldie Lochlin.
WHEN: The night of April 15th.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: A symphony for the death of my heart-soul. And then porn.

( It felt like that was all they could do, build those ineffectual sandcastles, and that the war was the oncoming tide. And what the hell was he doing? Making a fence? )

WHO: Rupert Gordon and Gun Kettleburn, with guest appearance by Poldie Lochlin.
WHEN: February 22, the morning after Jedediah's wake.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: Just a little confession between friends.

( That sounds even more complicated than my sudden identity crisis. )

WHO: Rupert Gordon and Poldie Lochlin.
WHEN: February 21, the night of Jedediah's wake.
WHERE: Fort Freedom.
WHAT: Much-needed stress relief.

( A lack of thinking would be good. )

WHO: Poldie Lochlin and Rupert Gordon. Sexually.
WHEN: ~early 1973ish?
WHERE: Fort Freedom, of course.
WHAT: Well, you're about to learn some very valuable things about your Muggle Studies prof, kids.

( Poldie had never previously suspected that, lurking beside that considerable nose, there would be a pair of cheekbones you could cut yourself on. )