Dissendium 2.0

WHO: Doug Parkinson, Merlin de Mimsy-Porpington, and Sebastian Wilkes.
WHEN: The Love-In.
WHERE: Party dungeon.
WHAT: A snippet of awkwardness. Where's the chamber music in this party, yo?

( Call it what you will, it’s horrid and I can assume only rots the brain after so much exposure. )

( Delivered to Christian Presson, Faustus Selwyn, Elena Pangborn, Evan Rosier, Roslyn Jones, Cassie Quirrel, Edie Bulstrode, Alcyone Burke, Nastia Karkaroff, Merlin de Mimsy-Porpington, Regulus Black, Fiona Avery, Jasper Avery, Sebastian Wilkes, Lucy Goyle, Ajax Burke, Maeve Macmillan, Adrian Mulciber, Doug Parkinson )

FORMAT: Logs
WHO: Evan, Sebastian, Charlemagne, Regine, Ajax, Ludo, Judith, Winston, Helen
WHEN: December 1975
WHERE: Malfoy estate
WHAT: Assorted purist party logs.
NOTES: Ain't no party like a pureblood party because a pureblood party has albino peacocks.

( +++ )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Doug Parkinson and Doug Parkinson's right hand.
WHEN: Last night.
WHERE: The Ravenclaw 7th boys' dorm.
WHAT: Some of the worst porn I have ever tried to write. Thanks for all your help, Doug, you repressed fuck.

( Essays were easy, and didn’t try to hit or hex him when he talked about Muggles. )

FORMAT: LOG
WHO: Merlin and Christian
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: Prefect's Bathroom
WHAT: Porn
NOTES: lolz.

( So what other perks do prefects get? )

FORMAT: Log.
WHO: Merlin de Mimsy-Porpington and Christian Presson.
WHEN: Saturday afternoon.
WHERE: Hogwarts grounds, around the lake.
WHAT: Just a little personal conversation between young men. Some parts NSFW.

( This sort of thing happens at boarding schools. Single sex ones have more of it, mostly because it’s your only real option and all, but living in close quarters with other people? It happens. )