multifarious ⟷ in character

I've killed over 30 people in my lifetime and I'm not done yet.

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[ooc: meant to be a voice-to-text; but instead comes out as a video. Just for funsies, any ol' Stiles will do (or more than one, idc, whatever you want lol).]

Right, so you're hired...when can you start?

[The video continues even after she thinks it's finished recording her text, and the view is partially skewed because of the awkward angle at which she's holding her phone, but she's clearly talking softly and she's laying in bed beside a wiggling Anna who clearly does not want to be taking her nap right now. Totally professional, tbh. Rikki's eyes are closed because she's trying to pretend she's sleeping. Cue baby hand slapping her face while the arm is flailing and the baby starts to whine] ...ow, stop. Go nuh-night.

I'd rather know
Anyone?

I'm in a weirdly good mood today and I want to roll with that, so Hey, I don't know any of you and that's sort of the point, because I want to. This place can turn lonely really fast sometimes and I've been there and I don't like it, so let's see if we can remedy it a little?

Three Things:

• My name is Lily and I think I might be holding the title of most alternate-family members in this place.
• I like music, wine, and archery
• I've decided my roommate and I need a puppy.

Tell me three things about you...and then for the fourth, give me a breed suggestion, because I need a puppy in my life, stat.

[ooc: *this filter is to anyone Lily has never talked to or who she's talked to once or twice but never really got to know.]

JOSH.

That was fun last night. We should do that again sometime.

CORI.

We need a puppy. We're getting a puppy. That should happen sometime this week, imo.

MAL & MIGUEL.

You guys should come over today and we should have a cookout. I don't have classes today.But no squirrels or possums

For the love of God, someone please tell me this is actually just the worst joke of all time.