zombieland

Okay, so this might not seem important in a zombie apocalypse, but please, people drink to get through this and people smoke to get through this. I sew. And thanks to some raiders and some magical fairy who brought my fabrics from home, I'm going to be making custom made dresses. Too fancy? Whatever, we can totally have a party or something one night where we dress up. These will be one of a kind, so if you want one, let me know. I can set up a time for us so I can get your measurements and get a feel for what you want.

Also, I can do more than dresses, that's just what I love to design. So basically, let me know what you want and I'll get it started because I've literally read every old magazine in this place.

Harriet
Can we have a training sesh some time this week?

Alright, loves. I want a head count of the prison. Who is missing and who is still here?


[Friends of Faith]

This is going to come as a doozy, loves. But Faith has lost her soul. She's in an empty cell, which is heavily guarded. We will get to the bottom of this one way or a bloody 'nother.

Just FYI, that was totally not me. I barely indulge and I don’t eat people. Or metal. Or wood.

Rosewood minus Noel
Talk about embarrassing. If you were my true friends you would have just killed me.

Anyway, are you guys okay?

I think I'm full.

Aria
I'm sure I don't have to say it, but obviously, it's a lie. I run with Alex. We talk. Nothing more.

Alex
I would wonder if it was a slow news day, but she had more than enough in that last blast. You alright?

I'm disappointed. Are you even trying?

Patrol tonight. 7 sharp. Be ready.

So, I know this isn't ideal because we're all stuck here, but we should at least all ring in the new year together on a happy note. I've heard all of the things everyone's gone through since arriving here and we all just need a night of good music, hot chocolate, alcohol and dancing. I figured we could take it to the beach and have a bonfire. I know it's been done before but if it isn't broke, don't fix it, right?

If anyone can help out and get what's needed, that would be great and we hope to see you [here] at 10PM to help ring in the new year!

ETA: Okay, so we're working on a boundary spell thanks to the lovely Diana and then I need a few who wouldn't mind just working as security while having a great time? I'm not sure what I could pay you since money means nothing but if you give me a wish list of things you want, I can see what I can do!

Serena
Hey, how about we try that cute stuff one more time? I scored some thing from the kitchen, picnic on the roof?

PLL Verse
We've all been pretty quiet. Everyone whole after..everything?

So since somebody freaking went through my shit and ruined it - ARIA, how about I just put on blast the inner thoughts of this 'nice girl' who isn't exactly nice.

I don't know who the hell Molly is, but she has a lot to say about you. Like how everything with Kai is your fault. And you're an idiot. You're welcome.

Grace and Lily are crazy versions of their mothers, especially Lily. Oh, don't worry Grace. You're an airhead just like Emily. Says so in bold letters. And a freak of nature because you're like a deranged Elsa? LOL. What the fuck is an Elsa?

LOL. Oh, Jason. Do you really wanna know???

Dom. Ooh, says here she thinks you're a lesbian because you keep giving her the eye. But she's not into that. Sorry :(

And Coco. Wow, she straight up said you're a whore.

Who needs Gossip Girl when there's Aria. Unless Aria is Gossip Girl????

Whatever, this is me paraphrasing but you get the gist. Let this be a lesson not to ruin my fucking things that my boyfriend took forever to find. I know you need it, but don't use mine and get your fucking own.

I went to Faith's office and Alec kicked me out. From what I heard it sounds like she's missing.

And as crazy as this seems, pretty sure this isn't even up there with what I've already been through this week.

[FILTERED FROM NOEL KAHN]
Are you freaking kidding me?!?

Things just got a little more interesting.

Slayers + Dawn + Adam + Mike - Faith

We're having a little get together. I think it's about time we had a little normal in our lives. There's a cabin not far from the prison. Molls and I are taking care of most things, bring who you want.

Nate

Hey, I heard you were the one to go to for the hook up.

I miss soft serve. With sprinkles and whipped cream. Perhaps even a cherry on top.

Slayers, Dawn and Wesley
I do apologize. I took the scythe without permission for my own selfish needs and I found myself mixed up with a very bad witch. I've told Faith about it and I'm to help her with whatever she needs for however long she sees fit. I know I did something untrustworthy, but that wasn't my intention. I am sorry. And I suppose since I'm to clean Faith's office, you can find me there until I'm finished. Because it's a wreck, really

I really wish I had a sewing machine and some material to make some clothes.

Where is my sister? I can't hear her

Is this Gossip Girl the new "A"?

vampire slayers

Buffy's a vampire?! When did this happen?!!