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[NO RENFRO OR ASSOCIATES]
I do hope everyone is alright after everything the other day. I have been working to repair some damage to my lab but I am available if needed.

I can't find Claire. Or Aunt May. I've looked all over the prison for both of them and I can't find them anywhere!

[Private - Avengers]

I know I said I'd stay in the prison but I can't! If they have May or Claire.....I gotta get them back!

[PETER PARKER]

Come to my lab and help me.

[T'CHALLA & OKOYE]

Do not worry, I am staying out of harm's way and working in my lab. for now

Avengers; filtered from Peter

When things like this happen, it's when Peter tries his hardest to help out. Please, please tell him to sit this one out and to behave. I'm telling him to but he seems to listen to you guys a lot more. I get it... I don't like it but you understand the superhero thing. But those military guys will have huge guns and all they need is one sharp shooter. I can't lose him.

Peter Parker

I do not care what the other Avengers plan to do... you are to sit this one out. No exceptions. Just this once, please listen to me.

And now Sam's gone.

[May Parker]

How have you settled in, Ms. Parker?

[Shuri & Okoye]

I trust you two are keeping out of trouble.

[...]

When I said I wanted to get away for awhile, this is not what I had in mind?

Can any one tell me where I am and what the hell is going on? Also, I have a nephew. His name is Peter Parker and he was home before I got here and now that I'm here, he's not around.

Please if anyone has seen him, let me know. I need to know that he's safe.

Avengers, sound off.


[Natasha]

Your ass better still be here.

Good morning, Everett.

The bad news is that I can no longer control technology, but the good news is, I am still quite smart.

It seems things will be getting back to normal here? Or as normal as they get, I suppose.

Tell me you are still yourselves.

Alright kids, let's get this cluster fuck straightened out.

Who woke up different this morning and how?

I'll go ahead and sound off. Feeling hungry, have pointy teeth, and am suddenly deathly allergic to sunlight. Guess what I am?

I'M GLOWING! I look like a rainbow!

KAROLINA!

This is not Wakanda, what is the meaning of this. I demand answers before I lose my patience.

Hello! Please show me some good American movies.


[ENGINEERS]

Hello, I am Princess Shuri of Wakanda. And I will be joining you in your endeavors here. Wakanda is very advanced technologically and in many other ways. I am hoping to be able to assist with some of that here as well, though I do admit I don't currently have any vibranium.

I am looking forward to working with you all.

Wakanda Forever!

Who dare abduct the King of Wakanda?