zombieland

Nope. Not drunk enough for whatever the hell this is.

PRISON

I am General Okoye from Wakanda, as I have been informed there is no way of returning home. I offer you my services in helping keep this place protect from anyone and anything that tries to harm those within these walls.

I have to get back to Max...and Rosa.

I'm guessing I don't get to fight that dragon?

Oh. Oh. Did I...

This is bad. Undo, undo! How do I undo this?

Slayers
Great news guys. I won't be waking you up at 4am for drills.

Dagny
Are you..you again?

Patrol tonight. 7 sharp. Be ready.

Any of you wanna go to the projects and hunt some vampires?

[SLAYERS]

With the arrival of my son, I would like for Darla to come and reside in the prison. She will be on her best behavior, and I'll be making sure she doesn't hurt anyone. She doesn't have a soul like Spike and I do, but she has...something.

She was concerned that you all might not be too receptive to this, so I told her I would talk to you about it first. Darla never had the chance to know Connor. She staked herself for him to be born, and there is good in her. As far as I know she hasn't hurt anyone here either

[PRISON]

Sorry for being MIA, I've been trying to help someone.

[FAITH]

We need to talk about Buffy

[BUFFY]

You should be with the people who love you for the holidays.

Please tell me you're not on duty.

How has no one punched that gossiping loser yet?

private to the Slayers + Dawn & Wes & Willow
What just happened?

private to Theo
I'm awake.

So since somebody freaking went through my shit and ruined it - ARIA, how about I just put on blast the inner thoughts of this 'nice girl' who isn't exactly nice.

I don't know who the hell Molly is, but she has a lot to say about you. Like how everything with Kai is your fault. And you're an idiot. You're welcome.

Grace and Lily are crazy versions of their mothers, especially Lily. Oh, don't worry Grace. You're an airhead just like Emily. Says so in bold letters. And a freak of nature because you're like a deranged Elsa? LOL. What the fuck is an Elsa?

LOL. Oh, Jason. Do you really wanna know???

Dom. Ooh, says here she thinks you're a lesbian because you keep giving her the eye. But she's not into that. Sorry :(

And Coco. Wow, she straight up said you're a whore.

Who needs Gossip Girl when there's Aria. Unless Aria is Gossip Girl????

Whatever, this is me paraphrasing but you get the gist. Let this be a lesson not to ruin my fucking things that my boyfriend took forever to find. I know you need it, but don't use mine and get your fucking own.

What is happening? Where am I?

[no kai]
For those who don't know, Faith was kidnapped last Friday by Kai Parker. If anyone has any information on Kai at all, let me or the prison council know. Faith was located by Magnus and we were able to bring her back to the prison. She's resting and healing in the infirmary.

[private to the prison council + liv parker]
Liv, meet the prison council, prison council, meet Liv. Kai's sister.

What I think we need to know is obvious. If your brother is capable of kidnapping the leader of the prison and torturing her for a week, what's your purpose here? Did you help him?

[private to the vampire authority]
Anyone got any info on Kai Parker?

Oh, Miss Edith is going to be mad in the morning. The stars are screaming. They are ever so upset.

Where am I? This wrong. All wrong.

Did anyone see Faith leaving about a week ago? She’s missing.

I went to Faith's office and Alec kicked me out. From what I heard it sounds like she's missing.

Has anyone seen Tyrone Johnson?