zombieland

New problem to add to our never ending list of problems.

Silas is here. Because Stefan needed yet another lookalike.

Not that I'm complaining about the lack of a need to work, but it gets really boring around here pretty fast, doesn't it?


Susan

So, there's apparently a party for the fourth. Want to go with me?

Also, how are you holding up? I feel like we haven't talked much since we came in together. Can't say I blame ya for seeking out better company than myself though. Heh.


Veronica
So, any change you're as good a cook as you are at making end-of-the-world coffee pretty damn good (considering)? I just got back from raiding and I'm starving. Who knew a symbiote scarfing down zombies would make me hungrier. Ugh.


Crowley

I wasn't going to say anything, thinking it would be obvious but I realized I'm dealing with people from other places... other universes so I can't be too careful.

I'd like you to keep what you saw to yourself. I'd rather not raise an alarm among the people I live with when I've got the symbiote under control.

[PRISON]
This party sounds like so much fun!

This might be an odd question coming from me and considering what we're all dealing with it might not be the best time but I need to ask.

Is there anything that can grant wishes besides a genie?

Whatever this is? I don't have time for it. I've got a school and daughters to get back to.

Okay, what crazy shit is going on now?

Apparently Stefan is strictly into dick now.

What has that godawful knife done this time?

[Filtered to Riverdale]

Doing something scary but hopefully proactive and reaching out to any werewolves and shifter types to see if any of them can help me.

[Filtered to Fangs]

Totally feeling like the dorky new girl at school trying to get an in with the cool kids. Hold my hand if they're mean to me?!

[Filtered to any werecreatures or shifters]

So, hi. I'm Toni Topaz and I have found out that I can turn into a panther. Which is an intro sentence I never thought I'd say. Anyway, I'm still figuring out what this all means, as far as I was aware there wasn't anything supernatural about my world. I wasn't bitten or anything and I seem to be able to change at times not the full moon. But other than that I'm trying to learn how to really control it and I was wondering if any of you had any advice for me?

[Filtered to Cheryl]

Beautiful girlfriend of mine, I have a question for you.

Where's a kegger when you need one?

[Tyler]
Hey, man. How you holding up?

[Elena]
How's the head?

[Davina]
...so, uh, my dead ex-girlfriend just showed up.

Hey, Liv and I are going to get out of here.

We don't really have a choice at this point.

What happened to you?

Weird.

[daddy+moms+aunt liv+uncle tyler]
Um, daddy, I seem to have gotten some of your...hunting books. Not sure how this will help us here.

[julian]
...want to sneak out? I'm feeling trapped.

This might sound really weird, but has anyone felt different since being here?

Someone should start explaining, and do it quickly. I'm not known for my patience.

It's weird not having a roomie anymore.

[Mystic Falls]

Fair warning. Uncle Jer is not to blame.
I didn't duck in time.

[Julian]

I think it is going to be a bit before we can hang out again. My family is going to be sticking to me like the plague now that Uncle Kai has finally done something evil.

Uh, guys?

So, Liv and I got married.

Found a football. Anyone up for a game?

So, you're telling me that the zombie apocalypse couldn't wait until after my wedding? Sounds about right.