zombieland

[FILTERED FROM MILITARY AND ASSOCIATES]
I'm back, I'm safe. Damien got me out. But he's still there and others too. He um...turned some of the guards to our side, they have white bands on their arms. He also sent a bunch of weapons back with me for our use. I was abducted in the prison but I don't recall by who, sorry. The bottom line is, we're not safe here. Not until we know who among us is working for them.

He also told me to tell you he's the snake in the garden and John Creasy is about to paint his masterpiece. The location is underground and Jill is still there.

He stayed behind so he could rescue incoming prisoners, but the men on our side could be discovered at any time so we can't rely on that.

He wrote all of this information down on a paper if anyone wants to see it. We've gotta get them out.

I always said Barney has a shit sense of direction.

What the hell is going on?

This is definitely not Camp Halfblood.

What am I meant to do with old school records exactly?

I have to get back to Max...and Rosa.

So do we know anything more about those creepy dark clouds of gloom and gloom? Looks pretty bad out there. Also, any idea what happens to someone if they somehow physically got in contact with any of it? I can't imagine it's anything good. Which is why I'm still wary of going out there It's always something here, isn't it? Goddamn.

I just wish we knew how to fight against it. Hate not knowing. And trust me, I've seen and dealt with lots of weird stuff - demons that can blot out the sun, lawyer zombies, reality-warping warlocks, giant monsters, evil law firms, and various apocalypses. But this totally tops all that in the weirdness department.

So, are we just going to ignore that the storms are getting worse?

For all the ones out there feeling off, have you tried the naked approach? Feels fucking fantastic.

Hey, are you going to that party?

Well... isn't this interesting.

Serena
Hey, how about we try that cute stuff one more time? I scored some thing from the kitchen, picnic on the roof?

PLL Verse
We've all been pretty quiet. Everyone whole after..everything?

Kai's dead, now what? We decorate for Christmas?

Buffy
I heard some whispers. Please tell me they aren't true.

Hanna
Miss me? Don't worry, you'll see me real soon.

Grace
Hey Elsa.

Nothing quite like a private hell to keep you on a timeout.

What have I missed?

Hayley
I suppose I should thank you. The last thing I wanted to do was hurt my family.

Kol
You're awake? Where are you?

So since somebody freaking went through my shit and ruined it - ARIA, how about I just put on blast the inner thoughts of this 'nice girl' who isn't exactly nice.

I don't know who the hell Molly is, but she has a lot to say about you. Like how everything with Kai is your fault. And you're an idiot. You're welcome.

Grace and Lily are crazy versions of their mothers, especially Lily. Oh, don't worry Grace. You're an airhead just like Emily. Says so in bold letters. And a freak of nature because you're like a deranged Elsa? LOL. What the fuck is an Elsa?

LOL. Oh, Jason. Do you really wanna know???

Dom. Ooh, says here she thinks you're a lesbian because you keep giving her the eye. But she's not into that. Sorry :(

And Coco. Wow, she straight up said you're a whore.

Who needs Gossip Girl when there's Aria. Unless Aria is Gossip Girl????

Whatever, this is me paraphrasing but you get the gist. Let this be a lesson not to ruin my fucking things that my boyfriend took forever to find. I know you need it, but don't use mine and get your fucking own.

Well that fucking sucked.

Seems like there's never a dull moment in this fucked up place.

[Grace]

You good?

And as crazy as this seems, pretty sure this isn't even up there with what I've already been through this week.

Sometimes I miss being a reporter. Unfortunately, there's no need for something like that here.

I know we're all trying to survive and shit, but what's there to do? Is there at least a set of Connect Four?

I really wish I had a sewing machine and some material to make some clothes.