zombieland

Sam + Jo
What exactly are we supposed to be doing? It's not like we can go out and find where these asshats are hiding.

Tinga
You doing okay?

[Filtered to Hayley]

How's things? Mikaelsons behaving?

[Filtered to Hope]

Hey kiddo, you doing okay?

[Filtered to Sam Winchester]

How are you and Dean doing?

The Prison
Eric Northman has so graciously given me permission to use Fangtasia for a 4th of July party. I know that parties don't always go our way. Let's all remember that whole ship fiasco which was really embarrassing for some of you. Everyone is invited obviously from here. I'm sure those not at the prison will catch wind of it as well.

Mystic Falls - no Liv
I was thinking that we should have a baby shower for Liv and when I say think I mean I kind of already have it planned in my head and all of you have jobs to do.

So I think May has been the worst month in this place so far.

[Filtered to Nina]

How are you?

[Filtered to Sam Winchester]

How's Dean? And you for that matter?

What's the verdict? You hear anything yet?

What's going to happen to you? To Dean?

I think I'm um...dead?

This wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to take a vacation.

I know you not might be in a very talkative mood but we should chat about your brother.

I didn't mean to. I swear I didn't mean any of it.

[Filtered to Sam Winchester]

This place delivered again, my grimoire from home. It's been passed down through the Tremé line for generations so there is a lot of dark magic spells in there. Might be worth seeing if there's anything in there that can help your brother.

How willing are you to talk about it with other witches?

So, Crowley, huh?

I'm guessing I don't get to fight that dragon?

Rey? REY??!!

[Kylo looks terrible. He’s visibly panicking — hyperventilating slightly, eyes a bit wild, face pale.]

What happened? She’s ... gone. I can’t feel her anymore.

This time of year people start acting strangely. Maybe it has to do with all that Valentine's Day nonsense. Perhaps that won't happen here because of all the zombies.

Private to Dean

Hey, Squirrel! I've been looking for you.

Any update on Dean and our witch situation? I've been scouting, but unsuccessful so far.

Well, this is strange. I'm feeling festive. Who knew it would've taken zombies taking over the world to feel this way?

Private to Katherine

How's that power boost treating you?

Dean + Jo
We need to find Allison. Are you with Crowle

Sookie
You're keeping a low profile right? We already know that whatever is possessing Allison doesn't like fairies.

Dean
What the hell are you doing?

Sookie
I need to ask something of you. And it might seem unethical, but I promise, it's for the sake of my brother the prison.

[FILTERED TO SAM WINCHESTER]

Hey cutiepie, I know we don't really know each other, but you were entertaining when we spoke before. You might want to control big bro there. It's fine if he wants to threaten those of us who can't be killed, but if Decker gets hurt at all, it's going to end badly for him.

[FILTERED TO KATHERINE PIERCE]

Lucifer's here.