zombieland

So now Claire is captured. They will burn for this Yet one more taken by them, and another, and another. Wow they're really pushing it, aren't they? It's almost like they WANT us to go find their HQ and blow it off the face of the earth. If I was better at tech stuff, I'd take all the prison footage of us fighting, like during Kai's zombie/vamp attack against us, just video of the highlights, everyone's badass and destructive powers in action, just compile a clip show of how we obliterated them. And then the caption reads-- "Do you really want to fuck with us?" and blast it on network. Wishful thinking, I know.

Oh. Will is gone, and I think his boyfriend too. Which sucks. Will was a healer. So if we need an emergency healer (like I did with Arthur) as a backup/reserve for Medical, count me in. I'm ready to pitch in or do whatever to get them back, or question soldiers. I can be field healer or teleport evac, or both. I'm also hoping that when we do get them back, that there are consequences for the other side. They want a war, we can give them one. But really, I don't know how they got Claire. I hope she wasn't taken from in here, otherwise that would mean a bigger problem. Fuck whoever did that! You dirty, cruel, evil piece of shit

[Filtered to Riverdale]

This is making my skin crawl.

[Filtered to weres/shifters]

Anyone else feeling the urge to get claws out?

[Filtered to Alexandra]

Are you safe out there?

Hearing all this talk about the party makes me miss my friends and family back home. And Nick

Anyone need anything, raiding wise? I can fly, so I can go anywhere.

... Where am I?

Jug? V? Anyone?

I'm sorry for everything I did. It wasn't me...

Archie
How did you not know?

Is it too much to ask for this place to let up with the insanity? I highly doubt that will happen though because zombies aren't enough to deal with apparently.

Private to Kit
I don't think I properly apologized for hitting on you, even though I know that happened last month. I'm sorry I made you so uncomfortable. I promise I'm not like that.

Private to Faye
If one more spells affects me in this place, I'm going to lose my mind.

Cheryl didn't come for her shift. I went to check on her, but I think her things are gone.

Man, I'd do just about anything to have Pop's here right now. I'm so hungry.

[Private - Betty Cooper]

Do you still want to be tickled?

[Filtered to Riverdale]

Fangs is gone. I've never been without him before.

Riverdale
I think at this point it's probably the best option for all of us to stay together. I'm hoping that everyone's okay after what happened.

Ronnie
For the next couple of nights, you're definitely staying with me.

Shit.

[Riverdale]
...seems that Kai Parker guy can control vampires.

I have some...bad news.

So, let's see. I go from being king of the world, head of my own multinational company, to.. this. Trapped in a zombie apocalypse wasteland. Well, I can at least assure myself that I didn't cause an apocalypse this time around. Who would ever rule a dead world I can't even imagine what it's like to live here as a native. To live an an existence where everything gone to shit, no civilization, governments, media, entertainment, or society as most of us would know it. To lose hope

But then again, it doesn't seem completely hopeless, there is still some form of humanity surviving. That's important. It means there may still be hope, small as that hope might be. It would be a nice dream to try to get this land back to what it was before this. Maybe one day. Hello crazy world, I'm Damien Thorn. Never thought I'd see a place like this. Or live in a prison, which is soooo far many steps down from my mansion. But I guess it's better than being out in the wilderness.

I guess this isn't so bad.

[Serpents]
So now what?

[Archie]
I'm getting antsy. Want to go on a trip outside?

So I've already been filled in on some of the detail of this place. Zombies, vampires, supernaturals of every type and people who sound like they're sci-fi. Don't get bitten, head shots matter.

Did I miss anything? I'm Toni.

[Filtered to Jughead, Archie, Veronica, Betty, Cheryl and Fangs]

Hey guys. So how is everyone today?

[Filtered to Cheryl]

Have I mentioned enough times how glad I am you're here? Also how much of a fan I am of the archery look, it's good on you.

[V]

I just covered for you with Archie. What are you doing?

I don't know how it happened, but my guitar showed up here. Sorry, Alec. I hope you're a fan of acoustic.

Ronnie
So, I know you've been busy lately, but do you want to hang tonight?

Just putting this out there. Me and Eddie are not boyfriends. Dan Gossip Girl is 100 percent lying.

Private to Lissa and Eddie
I didn't tell anyone. I don't know how she found out.

So, didn't someone say they were willing to teach people how to fight if they were interested?