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[Filtered away from the soldiers/associates]

So what are we going to do about these dicks with guns? Because I already broke one's jaw for making comments about my tits. And I'm guessing we're all sick of our people being taken.

[Filtered to the Prison]

A reminder that I offer a humans only self defense class. No offense to the powered types meant, you guys have your own skills. But for any humans who want to be able to fight and hold their own, I do more than just jaw breaking.

[Filtered to Serena]

How are you? Any word on Emily or Hanna?

The Prison
Eric Northman has so graciously given me permission to use Fangtasia for a 4th of July party. I know that parties don't always go our way. Let's all remember that whole ship fiasco which was really embarrassing for some of you. Everyone is invited obviously from here. I'm sure those not at the prison will catch wind of it as well.

Mystic Falls - no Liv
I was thinking that we should have a baby shower for Liv and when I say think I mean I kind of already have it planned in my head and all of you have jobs to do.

Anyone need anything, raiding wise? I can fly, so I can go anywhere.

This place really needs to make up its mind.


[Nathaniel]

How're you feeling?


[Serena]

What is going on with you, sister mine?


[Katherine]

Are you as human as I am, at the moment?

[Filtered to humans of the prison]

For those who don't know me, I'm Harriet Hook, I've been teaching self defense classes here since the early days. There are a lot of people here who have powers or enhancements, but several of us who don't, myself included. We don't need to sit back and assume they will do all the heavy lifting around here, we are just as capable of wielding a weapon or kicking ass with the right training. I'm offering that training. Not a single person in this prison should be weak or helpless.

Okay, I know I'm new here. None of that matters right now. Just tell me what you need.

[Kara]

When you get a chance, can we meet up?

What the hell kind of storm was that? Is everyone okay?

Lissa, Eddie, Serena, Chuck
Are you okay?

Oh, I don't know how this happened. I didn't do it. I don't remember doing it.

Does anyone know what the hell is going on with the love struck theme going around? Is there any way to fix it?

All things considered, how are you doing darling sister?

[Filtered to people she knows]

Going out. Don't know if when I'll be back. Don't wait up.

Has either of you seen or heard from Blair? I haven't and I'm getting worried. I haven't seen her around in a while now and that never bodes well around this place.

[Filtered to those few she considers friends]

I need to stab something. Or a few things.

I need to talk to you.

So, I know this isn't ideal because we're all stuck here, but we should at least all ring in the new year together on a happy note. I've heard all of the things everyone's gone through since arriving here and we all just need a night of good music, hot chocolate, alcohol and dancing. I figured we could take it to the beach and have a bonfire. I know it's been done before but if it isn't broke, don't fix it, right?

If anyone can help out and get what's needed, that would be great and we hope to see you [here] at 10PM to help ring in the new year!

ETA: Okay, so we're working on a boundary spell thanks to the lovely Diana and then I need a few who wouldn't mind just working as security while having a great time? I'm not sure what I could pay you since money means nothing but if you give me a wish list of things you want, I can see what I can do!

How has no one punched that gossiping loser yet?

Serena
Hey, how about we try that cute stuff one more time? I scored some thing from the kitchen, picnic on the roof?

PLL Verse
We've all been pretty quiet. Everyone whole after..everything?

[Filtered to Harry Hook]

Is it okay for me to come and see you? I need to

[Filtered to Stefan Salvatore]

Been a while. Just checking you're still alive and not dead post Kai issues.

[Filtered to Serena Van Der Woodsen]

Intense times. How are you? How's things with Emily?

When If things get worse here because of Kai, would you like the opportunity to get away?

Wait, so you and Clary are a thing, Eddie?

I thought you loved me?

Serena
So, cupcake girl, huh?