zombieland

Your friends made a mistake.

Anyone up for a game of Texas hold 'em?

Something has changed.

I can see what Adrian is doing.

We have to go to him now.

Can you even hear me?

How could you?

I can't even hear myself and I'm covered in red.

This isn't right. Why am I here?

Sydney? Eddie? Adrian - what's going on?

Hi. Faith gave me your names after I asked to help with the recent...weirdness related to the boat that showed up on New Year's Eve. I'm a Wiccan, and I'm proficient with magic. I just want to help everybody get back to their usual selves, since everyone seems to be acting so strange. Is there anything I can do to help?

private to Vampire Academy, Clary and Nate except Lissa
Lissa is locked up in the county jail. Literally. I haven't left her and I'm keeping her here until Adrian decides to restore her. Because I won't give up on that.

private to Eric
Thank you for helping me. I'm going to keep watch on her because I don't trust my friends right now.

private to Stiles
... Are you okay? And thanks. For helping.

private to the Prison Council
I'm sure you all know what's going on with Lissa. I have her locked up in the county jail so she can't hurt anyone. I just wanted you to be aware.

Recovering from various wounds is such a nightmare. Let's not go through various bouts of a civil war again, okay?

private to the witches/magic users
Nora and I were able to get through the cloaking that Kai has on himself and now we have a location on him. We also have a dark object called the Serratura. There's a curse on it and it's basically a boundary spell that is unbreakable. But we all know he's a siphon, which is why I need any witch who can channel magic to slow him down. While he's trying to siphon the magic, he can be attacked as well. When it comes down to it, his magic is what makes him seem unstoppable, but he's not unstoppable. He's a vampire. He can die just like any other vampire can. I need to know who is going to be able to help because when it's time, there's going to be no warning, we're going to need you.

private to Faith
I think we're going to finally take him down. It's going to happen.

[Shadowhunters]

I am quite sure all of you have been made aware of the Heretic named Kai. He has crossed over into some forbidden magic and now poses a dangerous threat. Kai Parker has deemed himself fit to use necromancy to control vampires and zombies.

We can't rely on vampires to kill Kai and it sounds like the slayers may not be up to the task. Care to do some hunting? I will, of course, supply anything I can in order to help you.

[Witches]

I realize the sanctuary is a place to feel safe and a means to avoid Kai Parker, but I fear he is getting more powerful every day.

It is time we took care of this issue since he has decided to toy with necromancy.

[Witches and Warlocks]
Someone told me there are other witches here. Has anyone done anything to try to deal with this whole zombie problem? Where I'm from, that shit is usually voodoo. Any voodoo queens hanging around?

[Tandy]
I said I'd show you what I can do sometime. You still wanna see?

What is going on?

If anyone says there's some dragon around I am not going to be amused.

For those of you who didn't see the post that was done earlier, this is the girl who you need to watch out for. She's very dangerous and someone that you should steer clear from at all costs. Even if you think she's a friend of yours, she's not any longer. At least not right now.

So steer clear of her and make sure to keep yourselves safe. Anyone that needs something, spell wise or otherwise, don't hesitate to ask. I'll do whatever I can to help fortify this place against the likes of her.

[Prison Engineers and Archers - Allison]

So Kate Bishop mentioned electromagnetic arrows to deliver non fatal hits. Engineers, think we can create something like those? Archers, want to work with us to see what would work for you?

Also if there are any other types of fancy arrows you can think of that might be helpful in general, we can see what we can build.