zombieland

So, Natasha wants us to go out on a scouting mission.

We need to find another military base a ways off from Everett and see if they're mobilizing or even in service. See if this woman claiming to be with the military has any backup coming.

You in?

Not that I'm complaining about the lack of a need to work, but it gets really boring around here pretty fast, doesn't it?


Susan

So, there's apparently a party for the fourth. Want to go with me?

Also, how are you holding up? I feel like we haven't talked much since we came in together. Can't say I blame ya for seeking out better company than myself though. Heh.


Veronica
So, any change you're as good a cook as you are at making end-of-the-world coffee pretty damn good (considering)? I just got back from raiding and I'm starving. Who knew a symbiote scarfing down zombies would make me hungrier. Ugh.


Crowley

I wasn't going to say anything, thinking it would be obvious but I realized I'm dealing with people from other places... other universes so I can't be too careful.

I'd like you to keep what you saw to yourself. I'd rather not raise an alarm among the people I live with when I've got the symbiote under control.

[PRISON]
Anyone feel up for sparring? Or some archery lessons?

Okay, so this might not seem important in a zombie apocalypse, but please, people drink to get through this and people smoke to get through this. I sew. And thanks to some raiders and some magical fairy who brought my fabrics from home, I'm going to be making custom made dresses. Too fancy? Whatever, we can totally have a party or something one night where we dress up. These will be one of a kind, so if you want one, let me know. I can set up a time for us so I can get your measurements and get a feel for what you want.

Also, I can do more than dresses, that's just what I love to design. So basically, let me know what you want and I'll get it started because I've literally read every old magazine in this place.

Harriet
Can we have a training sesh some time this week?

So. You're my Thor right now.

Woke up with Lokis powers.

What is the meaning of this?! I do not like it, whatever it is.

So.. I know a lot of you don't know me. It's cool, I'm Jane's assistant or I was before showing up here. Anyways...

I have a weird request to ask... And it probably sounds insane but a lot of you are aware of me and Loki and some arent.

By Asgard rules for two people commiting to each other they hold a feast (Thor told me) and well it's weird but we're trying to plan said feast and since we dont know a lot of people..

Basically I'm saying is we'd like you guys there... Please.

God, this was painful to write...

Well, I'd assume those two jerks are gone. Finished. Well, when you have an army of Shadowhunters chasing and cornering you, not much chance of any evildoer coming out alive That's good. I hope they suffered til their last breath. Wish they could have been tortured, but it's over so let's just take the win But really, what the fuck was that black storm clouds that came? I've seen dark clouds, but that? Nothing normal about it. At all.

But if there's anyone that has any injuries or knife wounds, or bruises, or anything like that? I'd hope that they went to Medical to have it treated. But.. well, I feel I should offer. I'm not only self-healing on my own, but I'm also able to heal others too. Even better, any scars or whatever injuries they have will be removed like it never happened. So if you want that, let me know and I'll come help you soon. Or if someone might really need to go to or from someplace within just a few seconds, maybe I could be useful as a teleport taxi.

Has anyone seen Tony Stark? I went by to ask for help with something and he's not there. His stuff still is, though, so he hasn't disappeared in that way.

Has anyone seen Alex Danvers? She works in Sentry?

I've done about twenty rounds in the prison and I can't find her.

(this takes place hours after Dean's post fyi)

Check in. I'm hearing things about people acting strange again?

I am going raiding soon. Is there anything that you wish me to find? I will go far and wide if that is what is needed.


[Loki]

I have felt your presence near to the prison as of late. Are you alright, brother?

My names Victoria Hand and I'm new here. I'd like a brief run down of what the situation is. Preferably in person. I do not trust this network just yet.

I'm located in the Prison.

I know that this place has that foul smelling beer. However, does one know where we could get ale? Or does that not exist in this realm?

[Allison]

How are you fairing?

[Avengers + Hill]

Steve, pretty sure this is the part where you say something about assembling.

Wow. Classy.

[Clint]

So, awkward? I may have to start copying you and ignoring the media, or Gossip Girl in this case.

THIS IS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Hi, my name is Wade Wilson. You may also call me Deadpool. Or Kevin. Whatever floats your boat.

It has recently come to my attention that my mask may be giving off the wrong impression to a select few and I would very much like to address this problem sooner rather than later.

I'M UGLY

That's why I wear the mask.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

I've had a long day and could really use some answers right about now.

Where am I? Am I in hell?