zombieland

So, Natasha wants us to go out on a scouting mission.

We need to find another military base a ways off from Everett and see if they're mobilizing or even in service. See if this woman claiming to be with the military has any backup coming.

You in?

I don't know who that woman thinks she is but she doesn't govern me. I dare her or her minions even try to take my weapons.

I don't know if people celebrate their birthday when they're like 500 years old but Happy Birthday Captain Rogers!

What the hell?

Anyone want to tell me what's going on here and how to get out of this place?

And now Sam's gone.

Just took care of a bunch of zombies that seemed to be heading this way. I'm gonna do another sweep in a bit, but if you're out there on your own...stay vigilant.

Anyone need anything, raiding wise? I can fly, so I can go anywhere.

Did any of you know there was something out there poisoning vampires?

Because I blew its head off.

Avengers, sound off.


[Natasha]

Your ass better still be here.

Well, damn.

Anyone else have some pretty...vivid dreams about home?

Sometimes I wonder what affect this place would have on home. Not that I'd want zombies running around anywhere.

Also, I plan to head out overseas. Does anyone need anything that I might be able to find there?

My powers have returned to me.

[JUNIOR REIGNS]

Are you alright? Were you able to keep things in check? I assume so since the prison is still here

Why am I suddenly glowing?

Alright kids, let's get this cluster fuck straightened out.

Who woke up different this morning and how?

I'll go ahead and sound off. Feeling hungry, have pointy teeth, and am suddenly deathly allergic to sunlight. Guess what I am?

What is the meaning of this?! I do not like it, whatever it is.

Just tell me whose ass I gotta kick to get out of here so we can get it over with.