zombieland

Faith wants us in the library with Wes. She'll meet us there.

When I said a vacation was a really good idea, this wasn't what I meant.

Zombies? Really? You'd think after defeating the first there would be a better outcome than this.

And here I thought my days of being kidnapped were over.

Yeah, okay, see, this? Not gonna work for me. I'm starting college in like two weeks. College! My life was going to be so normal, for once. Minus the slaying and patrols.

So how many zombies do I have to kill before I get to go home? Ballpark figure.

Something happened last night. I’m kind of freaked out.

Things could be worse, I guess.

There are a lot of new faces so if anyone needs a lesson in how to properly take out the walking dead out there I'll be glad to help.

There's a lot more than just zombies out there, too. It's a good idea to know how to defend yourself regardless of whether or not you're a pro.