zombieland

[Filtered away from the soldiers/associates]

So what are we going to do about these dicks with guns? Because I already broke one's jaw for making comments about my tits. And I'm guessing we're all sick of our people being taken.

[Filtered to the Prison]

A reminder that I offer a humans only self defense class. No offense to the powered types meant, you guys have your own skills. But for any humans who want to be able to fight and hold their own, I do more than just jaw breaking.

[Filtered to Serena]

How are you? Any word on Emily or Hanna?

[Filtered to humans of the prison]

For those who don't know me, I'm Harriet Hook, I've been teaching self defense classes here since the early days. There are a lot of people here who have powers or enhancements, but several of us who don't, myself included. We don't need to sit back and assume they will do all the heavy lifting around here, we are just as capable of wielding a weapon or kicking ass with the right training. I'm offering that training. Not a single person in this prison should be weak or helpless.

[Filtered to the Prison Council]

As well as teaching my self defense classes, I want to take some sentry shifts. You've seen how well I throw knives. Who can put me on rotation?

[Filtered to Faith Lehane]

I don't know if you want me to apologise for what happened a few weeks ago.

[Filtered to people she knows]

Going out. Don't know if when I'll be back. Don't wait up.

[Filtered to those few she considers friends]

I need to stab something. Or a few things.

[Filtered to people she knows]

So it's actually my birthday

Feeling a bit restless today, anyone want to do anything?

I am looking for someone named Booth or I shall even take finding Captain Hook at this point.

Are you out there?

[Filtered to Harry Hook]

So, happy dance time, the bratty boy king has gone! As has been revealed by his apparent boyfriend, which is bizarre. And Jay's gone too. It's a good day.

Though warnings of something called a Krampus, which is apparently a 'Christmas demon'. I have no idea, just be careful out there.

[Filtered to Hadie]

Are you as bemused as I am?

[Filtered to Anthony Tremaine]

You, me, celebrating. Naked.

There may be something that could be considered cuddling after. Since we're doing this properly now.

[Filtered to friends]

This is a good day.

I know the girl can hold a grudge but Uma has really stepped up her game this time. This is definitely not Auradon. ...What's a Taco Bell?

Mal? Jay? Carlos?

[Filtered to Harry Hook]

Is it okay for me to come and see you? I need to

[Filtered to Stefan Salvatore]

Been a while. Just checking you're still alive and not dead post Kai issues.

[Filtered to Serena Van Der Woodsen]

Intense times. How are you? How's things with Emily?

I need to hit things... or stab something... or just anything to get some of this crap out of my system so I can focus again.

I do have one of my other swords that showed up here suddenly, so if anyone wants to do some blade work, that could be fun, as well.

Normally when I find a way to get some place, I like to decide where I'm going.

So, I need to be getting back before my sister and brother find out I'm missing.

I do not understand. I have not seen this part of the Isle before....

So, while in the middle of the zombie apocalypse, are we actually going to go for a week without trying to kill each other?

[Filtered to the Prison]

I am itching to stab something Out of curiosity, do we have a plan? Or pair of plans about Kai and clowns?

[Filtered to Pirates]

I want to punch him My nerves are decidedly grated. Are you all safe with this Kai bloke and some killer clown running around? Harry, please be safe

[Filtered to Hadie]

Why are you being nice to him? What are you up to?

[Filtered to Serena]

I'm not worried or anything You doing okay?

[Filtered to Anthony Tremaine]

I need you If I told you to find an empty cell and get naked, what would you do?

So that was fun.

[FILTERED TO ISLE KIDS]

The prison lockdown has been lifted, apparently the demon or succubus or whatever it was has been dealt with.

I'm going to go out for a few days. Need some air after all that.

[Isle kids]

For anyone who didn't see, there's some sort of demon that's trying to eat fairies running around. The prison has gone on lock down until further notice while the bossy types find her.

So be careful, yeah? Don't get eaten. Harry, be careful

Maybe I should be flattered.

[Anthony Tremaine]

For the record, even though it's technically none of your business, nothing ever happened with me and Stefan Salvatore.

And I don't do shame.

[Harry Hook]

So if you didn't know already, Anthony's here. I wasn't not telling you, I just figured you wouldn't be interested.

[Stefan Salvatore]

Think maybe we struck a nerve with her? Where did you go anyway?

[FILTERED TO CHERYL BLOSSOM, SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN AND STEFAN SALVATORE]

So influx of people from my home, I really want to be drunk right now.

How are your Mondays going?

[FILTERED TO HARRY HOOK]

Do you need anything now they're here?

Guessing this isn't Fairy Godmother or anything. I doubt even she would make the walking undead.

I'm not on the Isle, but I'm also not sure where I am. This...this I can work with.

"Gossip Girl", if you're wondering whether or not I've gone soft, I would be more than happy to show you. Time and place is up to you, dearie.