zombieland

Doing things this way is hell. How do you people do this?

How do you do things this slowly?

Also, does anyone need anything? I'm starting to get restless.

[Filtered to friends]

Bitch can take my bow from my cold dead hands. Not happening.

[Filtered to Gunn]

This is going to go badly.

[Filtered to America]

Got an idea, gonna need my bestie's help with it, you in?

[Filtered to Clint]

You okay, big brother?

Anyone need anything, raiding wise? I can fly, so I can go anywhere.

Anyone up for a game of Texas hold 'em?

So did you wake up different too?

Well, this isn't New York.

Okay, I know I'm new here. None of that matters right now. Just tell me what you need.

[Kara]

When you get a chance, can we meet up?

Not the worst kidnapping I've had, but come on, I need to be in Paris in four hours.

[Filtered to friends]

Please tell me you're all okay.

[Filtered to Mark Gray]

Tony Stark and Alex Danvers. Where are they?

[Filtered to America Chavez, Pepper Potts and Clint Barton]

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[Filtered to Gunn]

I hate this so much, I hate what they did to you, I'm so sorry.

Kate? Billy? Teddy? Anyone here? So help me, I'll even take Loki right now.

As long as he didn't cause this. Because I'd totally believe that.

OK, so where the hell am I, and why can't I leave?