zombieland

New problem to add to our never ending list of problems.

Silas is here. Because Stefan needed yet another lookalike.

If you're going to drag me off to Satan knows where, you couldn't at least let me have my car? And what's with the zombies? I don't recall any mention of that with Armageddon. You could have at least sent me a memo about it.

I have a daughter.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS OF BONNIE BENNETT]

Hi, you guys don't know me, my name is Maggie and I'm new here. I just thought you might want to know that something is wrong with your friend Bonnie. I don't know exactly...what it is. But I know it's not normal.

We all good? Psycho twins apparently took some more people.

Okay, what crazy shit is going on now?

I know this might be a bad time to probably even think of this, but I need to ask you to do something.

At this point it's just a really bad joke.

Mystic Falls + New Orleans

Dad's gone.

Who's next?

I'm going to try to get back into the prison.

You should come with me.

[Filtered to people she knows]

So it's actually my birthday

Feeling a bit restless today, anyone want to do anything?

I don't think this is where I was meant to be sent..

What has that godawful knife done this time?

And here I thought hell would be a little more.. eventful. Maybe some fire. Kind of a let down if you ask me.

[Filtered to Harry Hook]

Is it okay for me to come and see you? I need to

[Filtered to Stefan Salvatore]

Been a while. Just checking you're still alive and not dead post Kai issues.

[Filtered to Serena Van Der Woodsen]

Intense times. How are you? How's things with Emily?

Hard to think our problems used to just be zombies.

[Julian]
...I am so sorry. I was talking to Bonnie and I wasn't careful enough. Now one of my mom's is threatening to kill you. I know Bonnie is going to use a stupid tracking spell to get a location and I don't think my spell is strong enough.

But there is probably a delay before they look for me. Kai did something to Stefan. Which means he comes first.

Omg. Kai might do something to my mom as well.

What do I do? I don't want to put you and Ty in danger.

[Hope]
Your dad said you are okay.

I guess we can add strange dreams that feel like memories to the list of things this place does.

Damon and I are no longer living in the prison. Our bunk spaces are free for others who might need it.

I have to leave. But I need to see you, I'm getting what I can into a bag. I only have a few minutes.

[FILTERED TO CHERYL BLOSSOM, SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN AND STEFAN SALVATORE]

So influx of people from my home, I really want to be drunk right now.

How are your Mondays going?

[FILTERED TO HARRY HOOK]

Do you need anything now they're here?

It's pretty weird being alive again, especially considering it's been over 11 years since I died.

Oh well, I'm back now.