zombieland

Just FYI, that was totally not me. I barely indulge and I don’t eat people. Or metal. Or wood.

Rosewood minus Noel
Talk about embarrassing. If you were my true friends you would have just killed me.

Anyway, are you guys okay?

Not to add more problems to the table but there are more problems being served to the table.

Between jean eating girl and people going crazy. I think we have ourselves a demon problem in house. It's either that or people found some amazing drugs.

We're closing down Cell Block E and these are your new room assignments. If you have any questions, let me know.

Prison Council
I'm thinking since there's two of these psychos, we need to put the prison on lockdown until we figure out what the hell is going on.

Does anyone know what the hell is going on with the love struck theme going around? Is there any way to fix it?

What the hell is this? did I do this?

John? Are you there? please be there

Well, this is different.

What are the odds any ice cream survived?

[Scott and Derek]
I'm going out. Deal with it.

[Karo]
You. Me. Quick trip out. I need to clear my head. ...no clowns or murder this time around. Just hanging out.

Apparently death is simply never what you expect it to be.

Where is my son?

John Constantine

So I guess we’re roommates, I’m Matt Donovan.

Kitchen Staff

I’m Matt and I’ll be working in the kitchen with all of you. I just wanted to take a look around and wondered if maybe someone could show me around the kitchen so I’m familiar?

And as crazy as this seems, pretty sure this isn't even up there with what I've already been through this week.