zombieland

New problem to add to our never ending list of problems.

Silas is here. Because Stefan needed yet another lookalike.

Nope. Not drunk enough for whatever the hell this is.

Probably a good idea you stay back and don’t make any runs until we get this threat under control.

... I didn't do it.

At least I'm still hot. Can't steal that away, asshats.

Whatever this is? I don't have time for it. I've got a school and daughters to get back to.

So, are we just going to ignore that the storms are getting worse?

We all good? Psycho twins apparently took some more people.

What is this? What's going on? Where is he? Where am I?

I'm going to try to get back into the prison.

You should come with me.

Well, this is different.

Apparently Stefan is strictly into dick now.

A head's up would have been nice.

What has that godawful knife done this time?

And here I thought hell would be a little more.. eventful. Maybe some fire. Kind of a let down if you ask me.

private to Liv
Are you okay?

private to Nora
Thank you. For all of your help.

private to Vincent
I want to learn everything that you know.

private to Damon
You should be okay now. Kai's dead.

I guess we can add strange dreams that feel like memories to the list of things this place does.

Huh. It's not every day that one finds himself minding his own business one moment and then tumbling out of a portal into a a hoard of feral ghouls the next.

I was also unaware of anywhere in the wasteland that had managed to survive more untouched than the New Vegas strip.

Would someone be so kind as to tell me where in the Hell I am?

I found a book of old Earth holidays. I am not quite sure I get the point of most of these, but I guess it doesn't hurt to learn more about this culture.

[Grounders & Deliquents]

Family dinner in 3 days. We've earned this celebration.

Been through a lot of shit in my time but this is...new.

How the hell do I get back?