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Not the worst kidnapping I've had, but come on, I need to be in Paris in four hours.

Let's not do that again..

For all the ones out there feeling off, have you tried the naked approach? Feels fucking fantastic.

So, I know this isn't ideal because we're all stuck here, but we should at least all ring in the new year together on a happy note. I've heard all of the things everyone's gone through since arriving here and we all just need a night of good music, hot chocolate, alcohol and dancing. I figured we could take it to the beach and have a bonfire. I know it's been done before but if it isn't broke, don't fix it, right?

If anyone can help out and get what's needed, that would be great and we hope to see you [here] at 10PM to help ring in the new year!

ETA: Okay, so we're working on a boundary spell thanks to the lovely Diana and then I need a few who wouldn't mind just working as security while having a great time? I'm not sure what I could pay you since money means nothing but if you give me a wish list of things you want, I can see what I can do!

Serena
Hey, how about we try that cute stuff one more time? I scored some thing from the kitchen, picnic on the roof?

PLL Verse
We've all been pretty quiet. Everyone whole after..everything?

Has anyone seen Steve Rogers today?

So since somebody freaking went through my shit and ruined it - ARIA, how about I just put on blast the inner thoughts of this 'nice girl' who isn't exactly nice.

I don't know who the hell Molly is, but she has a lot to say about you. Like how everything with Kai is your fault. And you're an idiot. You're welcome.

Grace and Lily are crazy versions of their mothers, especially Lily. Oh, don't worry Grace. You're an airhead just like Emily. Says so in bold letters. And a freak of nature because you're like a deranged Elsa? LOL. What the fuck is an Elsa?

LOL. Oh, Jason. Do you really wanna know???

Dom. Ooh, says here she thinks you're a lesbian because you keep giving her the eye. But she's not into that. Sorry :(

And Coco. Wow, she straight up said you're a whore.

Who needs Gossip Girl when there's Aria. Unless Aria is Gossip Girl????

Whatever, this is me paraphrasing but you get the gist. Let this be a lesson not to ruin my fucking things that my boyfriend took forever to find. I know you need it, but don't use mine and get your fucking own.

John Constantine

So I guess we’re roommates, I’m Matt Donovan.

Kitchen Staff

I’m Matt and I’ll be working in the kitchen with all of you. I just wanted to take a look around and wondered if maybe someone could show me around the kitchen so I’m familiar?

And as crazy as this seems, pretty sure this isn't even up there with what I've already been through this week.

[FILTERED FROM NOEL KAHN]
Are you freaking kidding me?!?